If your house was on fire what would you grab??

[HamStuffer]

Well lets see... First I would grab my daughter, then my juice, hmmm, then my porn, no my dog, no my porn. Shit, I would grab the dog and the porn!

 

[02gixxersix]

first of all yes the porn is definitaly necessary......no matter where u are thats something that ur gonna need. im not married or have kdis or anything i dont have a dog and im not on a cycle.......but u better believe im poppin the garage door and grabbin my bike.
And oh yea gear def if i was on a cycle

 

[HamStuffer]

Better yet.. I would have my daughter grab the dog and I will grab the juice and the porn! That might leave me enough time to grab my protein shakes!

 

[Lift Chief]

My optical mouse.

 

[nice6pac]

if my house was on fire, probably try to save your wife, she gives such good head....j/k of course

 

[Bozzman]

My johnson...1 more time.

My dogs are trained that in the event of a fire "fetch juice and porn"

 

[THE BOUNCER]

anything that is alive. gear is replaceable.

 

[OKIE]

Definitely my wife and my English Bulldogs.

 

[wizardnor]

My son
My wife
My dogs
After that nothing else matters.

same here

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well first I'd grab a fire extinguisher, but in order to save something I'd grab my gear only after I have rolled my bigscreen tv & XBOX out into the yard.

BTW, I have no wife, kids, pets to save, so that would give more time to save the other important things.