CN1 said:alot of you fuckin live in nowhereville
When my dog was a puppy, a lot of times she would come in and shit on the carpet. And I used to get a little upset, but after all, she was just a puppy and she grew out of it. So it was no big deal.
Just a few days ago I was sitting around with two of my friends from the Army. We were all pretty upset by this, since we have a lot of friends in the military. We were just chatting about how things are in general....these guys are investment bankers now - they had the days off because their offices are in downtown Manhattan and were closed after the attack.
I was telling them how I just found this incredible place on the ocean in Florida - Ponte Vedra Beach - I am probably moving there. The house is $1.1 million, but it's beautiful. Gated entrance, pool, sauna, jacuzzi. I'm not really sure what to do with 5 bedrooms....though I have some ideas.
Right when I was showing them pictures, my dog, now fully grown, came in and took a shit on the floor. I started to get upset, but then I calmed down. I looked at my friends, who like me are veterans, and I realized I would rather be in the presence of dogshit than someone who wouldn't serve their country in a time of war.
If you're ever in Florida, you should drop by and see how this veteran lives. (And I'm only 26).
With 5 bedrooms, I might just be able to fit your wife's ass.
Later scumbag
Matt