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Let me set the plot here. Got stood up by 19 yr old hottie, was suppose to go out again, but she 'got called into work'. I got home and she was online, so I thought I had busted her. (This is long, but reads smoothly)
Session Start Thu Jan 20 21:08:40 2005
me: argh! Answer your phone!
her: this is jessica i am fixin her web site
me: oh ok
me: sorry, thought she got off work
her: no she should be off in a lil she just texted me
me: so which one are you? ...on her web site
her: the where it says j flack
me: oh ok, i see now
me: you look cute
her: ty
me: hey, will you tell her to call me when she gets off work.....this is aap. I just need to ask her something real quick
her: shes comin here what do u need to ask her
me: lol, something about this weekend
her: what about this weekend
me: why do you want to know?
her: bc i know all her biz
her: we need to know eachothers biz
me: well she can tell you if so, after i talk to her
her: no it dont work like that
her: if u cant tell me then dont bother to tell her
me: well too bad
her: well u just hit a bad note with her cuzin
me: remember talking to me the other night on the phone?
her: no
me: when i called her phone
me: that she left in your car?
me: last Saturday
her: alot of guys call her i dont keep up with them all
me: forget it
her: alright
her: so i dont know about you
her: which one are you
me: is she there with you?
her: ugh no
me: uh huh
me: what do you want to know about me?
her: how u gonna tell me3 im lyin
me: i dont think i did
her: basically
me: does that hurt your feelings?
her: im just sayin, u dont tell someone they're lyin when u dont know the deal
me: oh really now
me: so you don't feel bad for saying she "accidently" left her phone in your car last Saturday?
her: fa sho
me: come on now, I'm not stupid
her: i said forgot, she came back lata 4 it
me: she didn't leave her phone there, and you covered for her when i called
me: bawhahahaha
me: good one
her: no, cause id come out and say she dont want to see u
her: i got nuttin to hide
me: that's fine....tell her to come out and say it
her: y u gettin an attitude w/ me
me: i think i'm about on the same attitude level as you are right now
her: i doubt that
me: so you don't think she wants to see me?
me: i thought you didn't know who I was?
her: did i say i know??... think not, ive never heard of u
me: then why would you say she doesn't want to go out w/me?
her: i was just sayin in general
me: I look fuckin' good with a body to match. Sorry but the truth hurts
her: what u talkin bout
her: u must not b that great, she hasnt said nuttin bout u
me: that's because we haven't met in person yet
me: i'm pretty spectacular in person
her: u sound full of yoself, ash dont like that
me: nah, just confident
her: all i can say is take a # and hop in line
me: are you calling her a ho?
her: i dont mean hop in line to fuck her, thats my girl she aint like that.. where yo mind at
me: lol
her: im sayin she gotta lot of niggas after her
me: well she needs to give this nigga a chance
me: i think i'd move to the top of that line pretty fast if so
her: she got plenty
her: i dont
her: shes already got one in mind and i dont think ur name is adan
me: haha, pure speculation on your part babe
her: dont call me babe
me: ok, baby
her: if u want ot refer to me, its jessica
me: can i call you j flack?
her: no i said jessica
me: ok jessica with an attitude
her: that aint gonna bother me
me: so how many guys you got after you?
her: plenty
me: Are you a playah, Jessica?
her: sho am showty
me: Is your girl Ash off work yet? I need some lovin'
her: like u gonna get it from her
me: lol. You have no faith in me do you
her: i think shes goin to adans for a lil then shell be here about 11 or 12
her: na, not the way u talkin
her: now with you gettin hype like u are my girl wont wanna talk wit u nemore
her: u dont fuck around with us
her: we dont date a guy unless the other approves
me: so you don't approve of me?
her: and u just messed ur chance up
her: nope
me: well how can i make it up?
her: dont bother bc u cant
her: u to far in
me: i think you're upset i want her and not you
me: but it's ok, i think you are alright
her: excuse me, nobody wants u
me: if only you knew
her: i dont want my girl w// someone that talks shit like u
her: i know from talkin to u, i dont want u, i dont give a damn what u look like
me: I''ve been all sweet here
her: sweet my ass
me: you don't think so?
her: no
me: i said you were cute very first thing
me: didn't that make you feel all warm inside?
her: i dont give a damn what u think of me
her: i dont need u to tell me what u think of me
me: ouch, you are being mean now
her: that aint mean thats the truth
me: haha
me: so will you put in a good word for me w/Ash?
me: I'm really a sweet guy
me: honestly
her: after the shit u been talkin u think i got somethin good to say bout u
her: honestly
me: well i certainly don't see why not
her: BC U WOULD HAVE TO SEE AND I DONT WANT THAT
me: you lost me on that, what?
her: its ova ur head
me: or maybe it's too far under
me: oops, i lost points huh?
her: yeah u losin points, thats what im sayin talkin like that
me: well i have plenty to lose, so it's all good
me: ok, all the kidding aside, you gonna put in that good word for me?
her: no
me: tell her she should at leat go out w/me once?
her: im not kiddin
me: what can I do to change your mind, Jessica?
me: write you a poem?
her: nothin
me: put a cute smiley up?
her: no
me: hey, do you and one of your many guys want to go on a double date w/me and Ash sometime?
me: i think that'd be fun
her: shes not goin damn can u get that through ur mind
me: she would if you'd put in that good word for me
her: damnit im not goin to
me: I think we've bonded a little here Jessica and it'd be real nice of you if you did that for me
me: and i'd be real appreciative
her: omg im not gonna fuckin do it leave it alone
me: ok. i want you to know that hurts my feelings though
her: thats another thing u to stubborn to realize shit
me: lol
her: i dont care
me: why you so nasty towards me?
her: like u said the truth hurts
me: i'm trying to be good
me: now
her: well it aint workin
her: u to far in the hole with me dont even try
me: what's a good double date activity?
her: see what im sayin u keep playin dumbass
me: I spraing my wrist tonight playing basketball. Do you feel sorry for me?
her: no
me: that's harsh
me: it really hurts
her: thats on you
her: cant hurt to bad u still typing
me: i'm putting ice on it between types
her: well quit buggin leave both of us alone and go ur seperate way
her: shes wants to holla then she will call you
her: but other then that leave it alone
me: she won't if you tell her not to
her: thats right
me: haha
me: would you do that?
her: yes i would
me: but i love her
me: hahah, I'M JOKING
me: can I be honest with you here now Jessica?
her: i dont give a damn how u feel about her
me: ok, i'm gonna level with you straight up
me: we were suppose to go out tonight and then she called me saying she got called into work
her: ok
her: ......
me: so yes, i'd really like to meet her, and no I'm really not this bad....i'm just messin around with you
her: well bad first impression
me: i was wanting to talk to her and see if she wanted to go out, or simply forget about it....i 'm not trying to waste either of our time
her: well ur wastin urs already
me: i KNOW she didn't leave her phone Sat. night
me: but she's never said she DIDNT want to go out
her: she did leave her phone
her: but neways
me: but i'm not into games, so i wanted to talk....if she want sto go out, she can call, otherwise I'll assume she doesn't
her: thats what i said
me: well, do me a favor and tell her that. Be straight up. You know more of what's going on......if she's had reasons come up that are legit, then fine...i'd like to go out w/her. Otherwise we will just forget it
me: but don't judge me by this IM. I was having fun w/you
me: I'm really a nice guy deep down
her: well from my forget it
me: (and good looking)
me: you say forget it?
her: havent i said i dont give a damn what yo look like
her: yea i say forget it
me: yes, but i keep tellin you anyways
me: well would it be too much to ask for her to tell me that?
me: and I'm sorry you feel that way
her: im sorry to for you
me: I know! If only I had a chance to meet her I think we would have hit it off. Glad you feel sorry for me
her: well doubt that would happen
me: Ya never know......
her: i do know
me: I think you are softening up a little
her: bc if she wanted to go out with u then why would she go to anothers guys after work
me: i never said she wants to go out w/me. I'm saying, i think she would after we met
me: that's why I need your help Jessica
her: i dont think
me: wouldn't you want to see your best friend happy?
her: if u so confident then u dont need my help but after she talks to me u gonna need all the help u an get
me: lmao!
her: she is happy
me: she hasn't seen happy till she meets me
her: shes happy with the oneshes got
me: so you're saying I don't stand a chance?
her: thats what i have been sayin for an hour now
me: wow, you so don't know me
her: and i dont want to
me: haha
me: you're hilarious. I enjoy talking to you
her: i dont you
me: i know you really don't mean that
her: aight im through with u holla
me: maybe we can meet some day when Ash brings me around
me: ok, thanks for chatting
*** xxxxx signed off at Thu Jan 20 22:42:43 2005.
Session Close : Thu Jan 20 22:52:39 2005
Session Start Thu Jan 20 21:08:40 2005
me: argh! Answer your phone!
her: this is jessica i am fixin her web site
me: oh ok
me: sorry, thought she got off work
her: no she should be off in a lil she just texted me
me: so which one are you? ...on her web site
her: the where it says j flack
me: oh ok, i see now
me: you look cute
her: ty
me: hey, will you tell her to call me when she gets off work.....this is aap. I just need to ask her something real quick
her: shes comin here what do u need to ask her
me: lol, something about this weekend
her: what about this weekend
me: why do you want to know?
her: bc i know all her biz
her: we need to know eachothers biz
me: well she can tell you if so, after i talk to her
her: no it dont work like that
her: if u cant tell me then dont bother to tell her
me: well too bad
her: well u just hit a bad note with her cuzin
me: remember talking to me the other night on the phone?
her: no
me: when i called her phone
me: that she left in your car?
me: last Saturday
her: alot of guys call her i dont keep up with them all
me: forget it
her: alright
her: so i dont know about you
her: which one are you
me: is she there with you?
her: ugh no
me: uh huh
me: what do you want to know about me?
her: how u gonna tell me3 im lyin
me: i dont think i did
her: basically
me: does that hurt your feelings?
her: im just sayin, u dont tell someone they're lyin when u dont know the deal
me: oh really now
me: so you don't feel bad for saying she "accidently" left her phone in your car last Saturday?
her: fa sho
me: come on now, I'm not stupid
her: i said forgot, she came back lata 4 it
me: she didn't leave her phone there, and you covered for her when i called
me: bawhahahaha
me: good one
her: no, cause id come out and say she dont want to see u
her: i got nuttin to hide
me: that's fine....tell her to come out and say it
her: y u gettin an attitude w/ me
me: i think i'm about on the same attitude level as you are right now
her: i doubt that
me: so you don't think she wants to see me?
me: i thought you didn't know who I was?
her: did i say i know??... think not, ive never heard of u
me: then why would you say she doesn't want to go out w/me?
her: i was just sayin in general
me: I look fuckin' good with a body to match. Sorry but the truth hurts
her: what u talkin bout
her: u must not b that great, she hasnt said nuttin bout u
me: that's because we haven't met in person yet
me: i'm pretty spectacular in person
her: u sound full of yoself, ash dont like that
me: nah, just confident
her: all i can say is take a # and hop in line
me: are you calling her a ho?
her: i dont mean hop in line to fuck her, thats my girl she aint like that.. where yo mind at
me: lol
her: im sayin she gotta lot of niggas after her
me: well she needs to give this nigga a chance
me: i think i'd move to the top of that line pretty fast if so
her: she got plenty
her: i dont
her: shes already got one in mind and i dont think ur name is adan
me: haha, pure speculation on your part babe
her: dont call me babe
me: ok, baby
her: if u want ot refer to me, its jessica
me: can i call you j flack?
her: no i said jessica
me: ok jessica with an attitude
her: that aint gonna bother me
me: so how many guys you got after you?
her: plenty
me: Are you a playah, Jessica?
her: sho am showty
me: Is your girl Ash off work yet? I need some lovin'
her: like u gonna get it from her
me: lol. You have no faith in me do you
her: i think shes goin to adans for a lil then shell be here about 11 or 12
her: na, not the way u talkin
her: now with you gettin hype like u are my girl wont wanna talk wit u nemore
her: u dont fuck around with us
her: we dont date a guy unless the other approves
me: so you don't approve of me?
her: and u just messed ur chance up
her: nope
me: well how can i make it up?
her: dont bother bc u cant
her: u to far in
me: i think you're upset i want her and not you
me: but it's ok, i think you are alright
her: excuse me, nobody wants u
me: if only you knew
her: i dont want my girl w// someone that talks shit like u
her: i know from talkin to u, i dont want u, i dont give a damn what u look like
me: I''ve been all sweet here
her: sweet my ass
me: you don't think so?
her: no
me: i said you were cute very first thing
me: didn't that make you feel all warm inside?
her: i dont give a damn what u think of me
her: i dont need u to tell me what u think of me
me: ouch, you are being mean now
her: that aint mean thats the truth
me: haha
me: so will you put in a good word for me w/Ash?
me: I'm really a sweet guy
me: honestly
her: after the shit u been talkin u think i got somethin good to say bout u
her: honestly
me: well i certainly don't see why not
her: BC U WOULD HAVE TO SEE AND I DONT WANT THAT
me: you lost me on that, what?
her: its ova ur head
me: or maybe it's too far under
me: oops, i lost points huh?
her: yeah u losin points, thats what im sayin talkin like that
me: well i have plenty to lose, so it's all good
me: ok, all the kidding aside, you gonna put in that good word for me?
her: no
me: tell her she should at leat go out w/me once?
her: im not kiddin
me: what can I do to change your mind, Jessica?
me: write you a poem?
her: nothin
me: put a cute smiley up?
her: no
me: hey, do you and one of your many guys want to go on a double date w/me and Ash sometime?
me: i think that'd be fun
her: shes not goin damn can u get that through ur mind
me: she would if you'd put in that good word for me
her: damnit im not goin to
me: I think we've bonded a little here Jessica and it'd be real nice of you if you did that for me
me: and i'd be real appreciative
her: omg im not gonna fuckin do it leave it alone
me: ok. i want you to know that hurts my feelings though
her: thats another thing u to stubborn to realize shit
me: lol
her: i dont care
me: why you so nasty towards me?
her: like u said the truth hurts
me: i'm trying to be good
me: now
her: well it aint workin
her: u to far in the hole with me dont even try
me: what's a good double date activity?
her: see what im sayin u keep playin dumbass
me: I spraing my wrist tonight playing basketball. Do you feel sorry for me?
her: no
me: that's harsh
me: it really hurts
her: thats on you
her: cant hurt to bad u still typing
me: i'm putting ice on it between types
her: well quit buggin leave both of us alone and go ur seperate way
her: shes wants to holla then she will call you
her: but other then that leave it alone
me: she won't if you tell her not to
her: thats right
me: haha
me: would you do that?
her: yes i would
me: but i love her
me: hahah, I'M JOKING
me: can I be honest with you here now Jessica?
her: i dont give a damn how u feel about her
me: ok, i'm gonna level with you straight up
me: we were suppose to go out tonight and then she called me saying she got called into work
her: ok
her: ......
me: so yes, i'd really like to meet her, and no I'm really not this bad....i'm just messin around with you
her: well bad first impression
me: i was wanting to talk to her and see if she wanted to go out, or simply forget about it....i 'm not trying to waste either of our time
her: well ur wastin urs already
me: i KNOW she didn't leave her phone Sat. night
me: but she's never said she DIDNT want to go out
her: she did leave her phone
her: but neways
me: but i'm not into games, so i wanted to talk....if she want sto go out, she can call, otherwise I'll assume she doesn't
her: thats what i said
me: well, do me a favor and tell her that. Be straight up. You know more of what's going on......if she's had reasons come up that are legit, then fine...i'd like to go out w/her. Otherwise we will just forget it
me: but don't judge me by this IM. I was having fun w/you
me: I'm really a nice guy deep down
her: well from my forget it
me: (and good looking)
me: you say forget it?
her: havent i said i dont give a damn what yo look like
her: yea i say forget it
me: yes, but i keep tellin you anyways
me: well would it be too much to ask for her to tell me that?
me: and I'm sorry you feel that way
her: im sorry to for you
me: I know! If only I had a chance to meet her I think we would have hit it off. Glad you feel sorry for me
her: well doubt that would happen
me: Ya never know......
her: i do know
me: I think you are softening up a little
her: bc if she wanted to go out with u then why would she go to anothers guys after work
me: i never said she wants to go out w/me. I'm saying, i think she would after we met
me: that's why I need your help Jessica
her: i dont think
me: wouldn't you want to see your best friend happy?
her: if u so confident then u dont need my help but after she talks to me u gonna need all the help u an get
me: lmao!
her: she is happy
me: she hasn't seen happy till she meets me
her: shes happy with the oneshes got
me: so you're saying I don't stand a chance?
her: thats what i have been sayin for an hour now
me: wow, you so don't know me
her: and i dont want to
me: haha
me: you're hilarious. I enjoy talking to you
her: i dont you
me: i know you really don't mean that
her: aight im through with u holla
me: maybe we can meet some day when Ash brings me around
me: ok, thanks for chatting
*** xxxxx signed off at Thu Jan 20 22:42:43 2005.
Session Close : Thu Jan 20 22:52:39 2005
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