If you could sleep with one person on the board....

[Big Johnson]

Originally posted by smallmovesal
After the barber poll incident, some people stopped calling me "smallmovesal" and started calling me "onebigolhole"

So, should we call you "big" now?

 

[smallmovesal]

don't tell anyone but when i was 13 i underwent breast reduction surgery due to an excess of female hormones. it was a humiliating time, all the bandages on my chest, all the kids at school calling me "count boobula"...

 

[Big Johnson]

don't tell anyone but when i was 13 i underwent breast reduction surgery due to an excess of female hormones. it was a humiliating time, all the bandages on my chest, all the kids at school calling me "count boobula"...

We always assumed you were naturally "challenged" in the breast department, small...er....big. Now, we look upon your situation with more compassion than before.

 

[smallmovesal]

We always assumed you were naturally "challenged" in the breast department, small...er....big. Now, we look upon your situation with more compassion than before.

bastard! i'll get you!

 

[Big Johnson]

bastard! i'll get you!

I couldn't help it! Women with small, beautiful breasts are always so vulnerable to attack

 

[smallmovesal]

dammit i'm getting a push-up bra!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Wonderbra?

Don't worry, smallmovesal, at least they are freakin' natural. I have too much, I will donate some to you.

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah i'll have to see if they sell them here...

i had a discussion with friends last night about how i wish they weren't so pointy. at least they're perky i guess.

 

[calico]

I'm not going to give her handle and ladies don't be upset but it would be Gabrielle. She's sweet, sexy, educated, hard bodied and loves to do the same things I do...... Then there's Cher e, natglutes and Paradice72 and that is in no particular order.. hee hee.

hmmmm.... gabrielle, huh?... maybe I'll do her too.
***kiss***
Calico

 

[plifter]

If I could sleep with one person on this board I wouldn't.