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If you could sleep with one person on the board....

well, this is one vote kak's NOT fishin' for:

i'll vote for moderator (if that was really his pic) or kakdiesel.
 
LOL LOL LOL

Whoa, I think I fucked up on this question...but oh well runner, i'm flattered but you'd have a better chance at sleeping with Wally Szcerbiak than me LOL
 
Shit, I woulda thought a bunch of people would've posted on here...i guess people are scared to admit who they would :)
 
Oh there is a lot of people I would love too .. but out of respect for them I won't say .. except the Moderator .. wow, that was some picture!
 
smallmovesal is hot, kartchick is hot, and shags sounds cool as hell - but I have a wonderful girlfriend that's great in bed, so I'm all good.
 
is that her pic underneath your signature? she looks good.

on a serious tip i have to agree with whoever said tnheygirl.
 
yes. my girlfriend is a wonderful blonde goat. she never bleats too loudly when I'm banging her - but I do occasionally have to put her hooves in my boots to keep her from running away or kicking me.
such are the little games we play.
 
I'm cool as well with my girlfriend, but on a side note, where did bikinimom go? With this thread i thought of her and she has vanished. Did i miss something?
 
perhaps now that she is a big name and getting published in Ironman mag and stuff, she is either too busy, or it isn't good for her image to be on the board.

I am not knowing.
 
:cool:


There are quite a few young ladies on this board I have had the pleasure to chat with, and many have even posted their pictures....

To pick just one is the same to me as picking a favorite star from the night sky....

Their online personalities are unique to the individual, and that mystic, of not having the opportunity to sleep with them, shall set them apart, unequal, in the minds eye forever....

Some things are better left the way they are.....
;)

Ranger
 
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HappyScrappy said:
yes. my girlfriend is a wonderful blonde goat. she never bleats too loudly when I'm banging her - but I do occasionally have to put her hooves in my boots to keep her from running away or kicking me.
such are the little games we play.
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THAT TWO TIMING WHORE!!! I hope that picture just looks like my little fuzzy-butt or I'm kickin' some ass!:mad:

On a side note: paradice72 looks like a whole lot of naughty... I would let her touch me.:D
 
Ranger, man you can dish some bullshit! LMAO!!!

I bet you get more kitty play than bag of catnip!
 
Innocent? Moi? :xeye: Oooooookay...

Sleep with anyone on the board? I would have to say SuperDuperDave. And just to make him happy...Kakky!!!!! ;) :kiss:

Sorry: and BigBigBuck, etc. :)
 
Ahh hell no slicey...i dont care if anybody would want to sleep with me on here. I just thought it'd be an interesting question...but I wouldnt want a sympathy fuck from anybody :(:bawling:
 
No, no...not sympathy. Goodness no. :) You would be happy, believe me. ;)
 
Happy Scrappy,

Not sure if your goat acts the same as sheep. But try putting its head into a corner. It wont try to turn around, it will only try to back up. That should make your goat sex easier and more enjoyable
 
Ummmm...yes, you would be very very happy!!!!!:xeye: I swear!!!!!!!


Damn now I have the song Higher by Toni Braxton in my head. Thanks, Kakky!!!!!:mad: ;)
 
i would haveONE giant orgy with Nightfly, Luv2Workout, Slickassbiatch, Bikinimom, TnHeygirl, Venus!, and BuffBlondie (Haven't heard from her in awhile
 
just b/c you want to sleep with me doesn't mean you need to start whining about "work"
 
Ummm...smallmovesal...did you really say him? Because that is, like, crazy talk!!!!!!:xeye:
 
Ok....the thread said what ONE person so I only named ONE, but since everyone else is breaking the rules I want to add Big Johnson, Cornholio, Badkins, JohnnyO and Kakdiesal to my list. Blackhause too :eek:

I'm surprised none of the ladies want to jump my brother....rotten's a good looking guy. We were blessed with some good genes.
 
It will hurt my butt! Hello!!!! :( I do not want to bleed.

BBuck, you aren't getting in there either. :p



*puts on five more pairs of panties*

*hides way way under the bed*

:cold: :dodgy:
 
Slice of Peach2 said:
It will hurt my butt! Hello!!!! :( I do not want to bleed.

BBuck, you aren't getting in there either. :p



*puts on five more pairs of panties*

*hides way way under the bed*

:cold: :dodgy:
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*moves bed*

Me: "there u are"
Peaches: "I'm scared of such a big man like u"
Me: "I'll be gentle at first"
Peaches: "OK big sexy."

SCOREBOARD!!! :devil:
 
I CAN'T BELIVE NO ONE SAID PARADISE 72 SHE IS HOT AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET NAKED WITH HER ALSO SAILOR GIRL BECAUSE SHE IS HOT TOO WELL ACTUALLY ALL THE LADIES ON HERE I WOULD PROBABLY BONE DOWN WITH. THEY ARE ALL GREEEEAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!:D
 
hey BPB...why can't we just get some more girls and share all of them :cool:
 
kartchick83 said:
FRACKAL duuhhhhhhhhh....:)
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Yeah, but will he still want you after he finds out about "WOW WOW WOW!"??????

muhahahahhahhahahaha I'm gonna tell!

-Warik
 
i dont know. there are so many nice ladies on this board......i could never name one.

for fear of neglecting the others....alas i shall remain aloof on this subject.
 
Hmm...I knew I'd get interesting responses......too bad runner was the first to say me (ewww no offense guy)....

Well since I started this thread I'll say who I would sleep with.....well, she knows who she is ;) ;)
 
Kakdiesel said:
Shit you know my situation..i probably wont even go out tonite cuz of it...got dammit ! :(
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just have a fine honey come over and make u feel better:cool:
 
hey bucky i DO have some good news..i scored the date of the fuckin century today...PM me and i'll tell you ALL about it:D
 
What's a train? Nevermind, I think I can figure it out. :xeye:

No, thank you. I am a brunette. :)

*lays head on BBuck's shoulder*

*looks up at him with big doe eyes, little tears shining*

Be gentle, big man.

:p @BPG :EL:
 
* is completely wooed by SuperDuperDave* :heart:

See? SuperDuperDave wouldn't make me do that dirt road thing. :p He is a sweet wonderful man and I would take off "all" my panties for him. ;)
 
I have yet to ever meet a man who could induce me to sleep with him based on first impressions, even if is is funny as hell like the Captain or absolutely gorgeous like Moderator.
I'm proud to call them both my buds though.
 
I am proud that you could never be seduced by a man, Kakky. :)
 
TNHEYGIRL<TNHEYGIRL<TNHEYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would shoot up some test and rock that ass for hours!
 
Slice of Peach2 said:
What's a train? Nevermind, I think I can figure it out. :xeye:

No, thank you. I am a brunette. :)

*lays head on BBuck's shoulder*

*looks up at him with big doe eyes, little tears shining*

Be gentle, big man.

:p @BPG :EL:
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I will :angel:....at first :devil:
 
kartchick83 said:
My alias is May1010. There, my little secret is OUT are ya happy now? Poor Frack, wait til he finds out.:rainbow:
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Uh, I think he already knows. Why else would he stalk you night and day over the web? Frack is DEFINATELY after some masculine buttsex.

-Warik
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:

Oh well, peachy.....nobody would make you do the dirt road thing if you didn't want to........but we'd pester you everyday for a year until you finally gave in and..........J/K, just messin girl:D
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I know, sweetie!!!!!!

If you gave me something special I would have to take your request into serious consideration.

That goes for all guys. :)

:kiss:
 
Slice of Peach2 said:



If you gave me something special I would have to take your request into serious consideration.

That goes for all guys. :)

:kiss:
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respect, courtesy, spontanaeity, humor, warmth......

want anything else or can we sign the papers now?;)
 
No I ain't no big name nobody...still pounding the pavement for work like everybody else trying to earn a buck for bein' halfway decent-lookin' in front of the camera - LOL! Just got another gig will be in First Magazine (don't know the specifics about issue and all, but I'll let you guys know).

But I have been absent for many reasons...ain't none of them have anything to do with my lack of love for yall! When I see the light at the end of the tunnel I may share the specifics with the board, but for now I prefer to keep it private. For now, I am still in the eye of the storm, so to speak.

I am now a lurker, but I do post infrequently. Been trying to keep life down to a low roar while answering some emails - I AM MAJOR BACKED-UP!

But about the original question....I am not at liberty to say....but GOD! My libido is waaaaaaaaay outta control (and has been for some time). I have heard in the past that as a woman gets up in twenties her drive increases and goes NUTS by 40's. Shit, I do not think that I will make it to my 40's - 'cause I am FUCKING DYING NOW! I am like a 17year old boy on ALL KINDS OF SUPS......LOL!

Ranger Baby - good to hear from ya......never say never...if there is one thing that I have learned, life is a funny thing and no matter what you THINK you know, YOU NEVER KNOW!;) But let me say that if you are as fine as your are smooth........MERCY!

There are just toooooooo many fine brothas AND SISTAS (yes, you read it correctly, we ARE talking hypothetically here, so RELAX PEOPLE.....I am secure enough to admit that I find the sight of a beautiful woman arousing - remember, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever!") to choose just one.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahhahahahahahaha
 
kat said:
I have yet to ever meet a man who could induce me to sleep with him based on first impressions, even if is is funny as hell like the Captain or absolutely gorgeous like Moderator.
I'm proud to call them both my buds though.
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Hey Kat....give me your phone number...via e-mail...i haven't talked you in a while. in person :)
 
Only one????

I can't limit to one...

The only pic Ive seen of an EF guy is Big Buck and he looks like something I could eat

Natglutes sounds like she could be yummy so does slice of peach....

GinNJuice also sounds like he could be something, but alas havent seen any pics lately
 
smallmovesal said:
Ever since my first experience with a 5-foot strand of barbed wire, duct tape, and a shaven hamster, I haven't been interested in men
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:eek: :eek: *DOUBLE GASP* :eek: :eek:
 
LMAO @smallmovesal

I will throw some love at you...but not *that* way. :kiss: I l still loves ya, though!!!!!:angel:
 
I'm not going to give her handle and ladies don't be upset but it would be Gabrielle. She's sweet, sexy, educated, hard bodied and loves to do the same things I do...... Then there's Cher e, natglutes and Paradice72 and that is in no particular order.. hee hee.:angel:
 
Originally posted by smallmovesal
I once was caught entertaining myself with a one gallon jar of mayo, a barber poll, and three Mexican immagrants named Juan, Jose, and Pancho. I was immediately rushed to the hospital, but my poor three amigos were quickly deported :bawling:
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SMALL! SAVE THIS CRAP FOR THE SEX BOARD :mad:
 
Originally posted by smallmovesal
After the barber poll incident, some people stopped calling me "smallmovesal" and started calling me "onebigolhole"
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So, should we call you "big" now?
 
Big Johnson said:
don't tell anyone but when i was 13 i underwent breast reduction surgery due to an excess of female hormones. it was a humiliating time, all the bandages on my chest, all the kids at school calling me "count boobula"... :bawling:
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smallmovesal said:
don't tell anyone but when i was 13 i underwent breast reduction surgery due to an excess of female hormones. it was a humiliating time, all the bandages on my chest, all the kids at school calling me "count boobula"...
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We always assumed you were naturally "challenged" in the breast department, small...er....big. Now, we look upon your situation with more compassion than before.:heart:
 
Big Johnson said:


We always assumed you were naturally "challenged" in the breast department, small...er....big. Now, we look upon your situation with more compassion than before.:heart:
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bastard! i'll get you! :mad:
 
Wonderbra? ;)

Don't worry, smallmovesal, at least they are freakin' natural. :) I have too much, I will donate some to you. :)
 
yeah i'll have to see if they sell them here...

i had a discussion with friends last night about how i wish they weren't so pointy. at least they're perky i guess. :(
 
JUSTINCREDBOL said:
I'm not going to give her handle and ladies don't be upset but it would be Gabrielle. She's sweet, sexy, educated, hard bodied and loves to do the same things I do...... Then there's Cher e, natglutes and Paradice72 and that is in no particular order.. hee hee.:angel:
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hmmmm.... gabrielle, huh?... maybe I'll do her too.
***kiss***
Calico
 
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