If you could have a wild animal for a pet what would it be?

[Robert Jan]

Raven


if it could behave. I would have to not bite me or my guests and not poop in the house.

other than that it can do anything.

Stuff like sitting on my head or forearm would be cool, but not necessary.

I'd name him Edgar but I think it's too obvious.
I should call him Hemingway just to confuse people.

 

[slickdadd]

Without a doubt a Bear. Just a big fuckin bear. You know how much attention you get from chicks when you walk a dog at the park? Can you Imagine if you were walking a big Bear? You'd be fighting the ass off with sticks. I'd be all, "yeah, so this is my bear." All those little dog walking bitches would be shit out of luck.

 

[Robert Jan]

Without a doubt a Bear. Just a big fuckin bear. You know how much attention you get from chicks when you walk a dog at the park? Can you Imagine if you were walking a big Bear? You'd be fighting the ass off with sticks. I'd be all, "yeah, so this is my bear." All those little dog walking bitches would be shit out of luck.

that would just be impossible. bears are noisy, incredibly strong, agressive, poop anywhere (i mean they poop in the woods come on) and they drool.

Probably the last animal you want for a pet.

 

[slickdadd]

that would just be impossible. bears are noisy, incredibly strong, agressive, poop anywhere (i mean they poop in the woods come on) and they drool.

Probably the last animal you want for a pet.

Hey Buddy...It is a hypothetical question. In my world, I have a bear, and he is trained, and really awesome. He'd still eat your gay little raven though.

 

[StickFigure]

Silver Back Gorilla for mammal

Great White Shark for ocean goers!

 

[Whiskey]

Black Wolf

Whisky

 

[Robert Jan]

Hey Buddy...It is a hypothetical question. In my world, I have a bear, and he is trained, and really awesome. He'd still eat your gay little raven though.

Ravens are pretty big

dont mistake em for jaybirds or crows

they can kick some ass. they rule

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

i would have a wild Sugarplum. it would be so fun to have in a nice tight leather harness with straps and rings and...........

 

[perkele]

A white shark.

 

[coldblue1955]

Black Wolf

Whisky

A black wolf? Is there other colors out there?