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If you could have a wild animal for a pet what would it be?

i want a chimp. I would teach it how to do my laundry and the little chores around the house. i would teach him neat tricks and how to serve the guests and stuff. We would have the best times together. After a few years the chimp will get smarter and eventually he will be my master and i will be the pet. Then I would happily pick his lice, eat them, and groom his hair etc. Thats my ultimate pet dream.
 
Subzeero said:
i want a chimp. I would teach it how to do my laundry and the little chores around the house. i would teach him neat tricks and how to serve the guests and stuff. We would have the best times together. After a few years the chimp will get smarter and eventually he will be my master and i will be the pet. Then I would happily pick his lice, eat them, and groom his hair etc. Thats my ultimate pet dream.


you could teach him to throw feces at people
 
Gambino said:
i don't reckon tigers or anything for that matter feeds on gators/crocs...sorry to wreck your dream :sad:

personally i want a elephant to cart me around
i have personally seen footage of a lion attacking a crocodile, it was fuggin great !!
 
jerkbox said:
you could teach him to throw feces at people

LOL with all the monkey, chimp, ape talk i was thinking the same thing! Use to know a couple that had a chimp and that think was an ass!! It was so mean and aggresive and threw it's feces at every one that walked by! GROSS!
 
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