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Christmas Cake Recipe ***a must try***
Christmas cake recipe!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the vodka is still OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the
mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets
stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a screwscriver. Sample the vodka to
check for consisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
gives a shit.
Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through
the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
that's what i would bring!
Christmas cake recipe!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the vodka is still OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the
mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets
stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a screwscriver. Sample the vodka to
check for consisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
gives a shit.
Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through
the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
that's what i would bring!Bikini Mod
New member
Tequila, of course!
smallmovesal
New member
not tequila... vodka!
an i'd bring this really good greek dip recipe and min pitas to dip with mmmm
an i'd bring this really good greek dip recipe and min pitas to dip with mmmm
Sassy69
New member
Dayum... a food orgy just took a turn for the worse / better?? 
Let's see if Cornholio will bring some of his famous Quad cake, crackerlinebacker can bring that wonderful rump roast & some of that fine back bacon, and luvtolift can bring his tube steak and clams, kronkette can bring kronky & Azia, well... pauly can be the centerpiece!
Let's see if Cornholio will bring some of his famous Quad cake, crackerlinebacker can bring that wonderful rump roast & some of that fine back bacon, and luvtolift can bring his tube steak and clams, kronkette can bring kronky & Azia, well... pauly can be the centerpiece!
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