If Strongbow was a rapper......

[bigpokey]

his name would def be StrongFlow....

or if he was on a heavy period that would work too

DO NOT discuss

 

[miplank]

if he were a porn star it would be "strongblow"

 

[bigpokey]

if he were a porn star it would be "strongblow"

especially if he was a porn star/coc dealer

 

[calveless wonder]

i was at the liquor store with my friend on saturday and he grabbed a pack of "strongbow" beer...and i go "don't buy anything ever named strongbow".

he goes "why?"

i said "because anything it says on the label is probably a complete lie"

true story

 

[lartinos]

Saw that beer when I was in Ibiza CW!

 

[Strongbow]

i was at the liquor store with my friend on saturday and he grabbed a pack of "strongbow" beer...and i go "don't buy anything ever named strongbow".

he goes "why?"

i said "because anything it says on the label is probably a complete lie"

true story

You know you drank that shit and now your so fucking ashamed that it was the best beer ever, that you wanna committ suicide. So go blow your head off cuz.

 

[-SD-]

I saw pick3 lotto tickets but did not play. Ever

 

[Strongbow]

I never play that geigh shit. No Pun intended.

 

[SouthernLord]

Murphy's stout + Strongbow cider = win

 

[PhoenixS]

i was at the liquor store with my friend on saturday and he grabbed a pack of "strongbow" beer...and i go "don't buy anything ever named strongbow".

he goes "why?"

i said "because anything it says on the label is probably a complete lie"

true story

lololol

 

[Strongbow]

lololol

Yea lolololz at you knowing damn well you want a case, but I promise you gonna have a hard time with them, they real strong.

 

[PhoenixS]

Yea lolololz at you knowing damn well you want a case, but I promise you gonna have a hard time with them, they real strong.

I'm a big girl.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm a big girl.

I hope so, cause Ima BIG boy.

 

[miplank]

I'm a big girl.

yeah, dem titties weigh like 75lbs each...

 

[PhoenixS]

yeah, dem titties weigh like 75lbs each...

 

[RottenWillow]

his name would def be StrongFlow....

or if he was on a heavy period that would work too

DO NOT discuss

If Strongbow were a rapper he'd be Tone-Loc because Tone's raps were written by someone else (Young MC).

 

[miplank]

is that 75th as a child?

 

[PhoenixS]

is that 75th as a child?

lololol

 

[Strongbow]

75 was a cute kid, for an Asian child.

 

[Strongbow]

his name would def be StrongFlow....

or if he was on a heavy period that would work too

DO NOT discuss

Picture this dude white and swole as fuck, this would be SB as a rapper. Also I couldn't have done the lyrics better myself. This is my offical campaign song.