If my cat was bigger...

[Raptorex]

I am sure he would rip my arms off and eat me, no doubt.

 

[blueta2]

No, cats don't like human meat.

 

[Raptorex]

No, cats don't like human meat.

I think mine does, he is a little psychotic

 

[Stefka]

Just don't taunt it.

 

[all the whey]

Just don't taunt it.

ok mom

 

[all the whey]

I am sure he would rip my arms off and eat me, no doubt.

 

[Stefka]

ok mom

Apparently you missed the tiger taunter death on MSNBC today.

 

[all the whey]

No, cats don't like human meat.

 

[all the whey]

Apparently you missed the tiger taunter death on MSNBC today.

Your right mom.


MM would probably get his eye poked out.

 

[all the whey]

I think mine does, he is a little psychotic

 

[samoth]

No, cats don't like human meat.

That must've been a fun experiment for scientists.

 

[blueta2]

That must've been a fun experiment for scientists.

psttttttt, come on, like that can happen...science experiment.
Please, my cats told me directly














hahaha

 

[all the whey]

 

[Raptorex]

LOL@ ATW - I knew I could get him going on this.

I'm off to bed, if I wake up with no eyes - the culprit is this little kitten.

 

[Mr. dB]

The only difference between a house cat and a tiger is about 500 pounds.

 

[Raptorex]

The only difference between a house cat and a tiger is about 500 pounds.

I knew that Zoo event sounded odd; seems like the kid used a leg as bait, that is how the cat got over the big fence...kids are dumb

 

[all the whey]

 

[swole]

^^^lmfao

 

[all the whey]

^^^lmfao

Seriously!

I thought mm was cool as fuck. Always talking about banging girls. etc Shit, yesterday he was talking about all the hot slutty College girls at his gym.

Then, he posts up his fireplace mantel. I thought he might be gay. But, no gay would decorate a fireplace that gay. His mommy had to do that for him.

 

[BNG]

If your cat was bigger................
...You'd have a big pussy!

 

[Mr. dB]

Then, he posts up his fireplace mantel. I thought he might be gay. But, no gay would decorate a fireplace that gay. His mommy had to do that for him.

Maybe he still lives with her?

 

[all the whey]

Maybe he still lives with her?

 

[Mr. dB]

Fp?

 

[all the whey]

Fp?

FirePlace

 

[Raptorex]

Maybe he still lives with her?

this man knows his stuff!

 

[jnevin]

Cats will eat you if you die and are there long enough. There was a story not too long ago about a woman that broke her leg and hit her head in her shower and her 20 something cats ate her. I don't remember how long the M.E. said it had been, but I guess she was almost gone when they got to her. I'd hope my dog would do the same to me if it meant he'd live.

 

[redguru]

Schroedinger's cat can't eat anything or maybe it can?

 

[Mr. dB]

Schrodinger needs to take better care of his kitty.

 

[jenscats5]

What the news didn't report is that kid had some tuna in his pocket & taunted the cat with it. The cat just wanted the tuna.

 

[needtogetaas]

lmao

 

[Raptorex]

ololol...didn't see these - very nice, I would never roast my dear kitty

 

[all the whey]

lmao

 

[Raptorex]

tonite I'll take new pics if I can with it all decorated

 

[all the whey]

ololol...didn't see these - very nice, I would never roast my dear kitty

WTF? These have nothing to do with roasting a cat.

The one you quoted was you inviting one of the college hotties from the gym you talk about over to see your fireplace. But, she is not impressed. She is more interested in the wine coolers you bought her.


The one with you holding the cat in front of the fp is about how much that cat thinks your fireplace is gay.


They are funny if you actually get it!@@


You must be spending too much time in front of the hot fireplace.

 

[all the whey]

tonite I'll take new pics if I can with it all decorated

WTF?

You gayed it up even more than this?

 

[samoth]

Schroedinger's cat can't eat anything or maybe it can?

Schrodinger needs to take better care of his kitty.

Man, I just had, like, 30 straight jokes pop into my head when I read these, lol.

 

[Raptorex]

Lol@ me torturing you by making believe I dont' get it..ololol

WTF? These have nothing to do with roasting a cat.

The one you quoted was you inviting one of the college hotties from the gym you talk about over to see your fireplace. But, she is not impressed. She is more interested in the wine coolers you bought her.


The one with you holding the cat in front of the fp is about how much that cat thinks your fireplace is gay.


They are funny if you actually get it!@@


You must be spending too much time in front of the hot fireplace.

 

[all the whey]

Lol@ me torturing you by making believe I dont' get it..ololol

lol

You are alright.

I really hope you can get intimate with a girl sometime.

 

[all the whey]

Man, I just had, like, 30 straight jokes pop into my head when I read these, lol.

Yes, I had a good one about "taking care of the kitty". But, the Christmas Spirit made me pass.

 

[Raptorex]

lol

You are alright.

I really hope you can get intimate with a girl sometime.

maybe, right after I eat her dinner - brb

 

[all the whey]

maybe, right after I eat her dinner - brb

Huh?

Your mom's dinner?

 

[gotmilk]

If your cat was bigger................
...You'd have a big pussy!

so that's what happened to bikinimom?

My parents cat eats midgets and Somali's


http://tinypic.com/fullsize.php?pic=6lx2avl&s=1&capwidth=true

 

[Raptorex]

Huh?

Your mom's dinner?

only if my Mom is a cute lil blond

 

[LuluDeren]

Cats will eat you if you die and are there long enough. There was a story not too long ago about a woman that broke her leg and hit her head in her shower and her 20 something cats ate her. I don't remember how long the M.E. said it had been, but I guess she was almost gone when they got to her. I'd hope my dog would do the same to me if it meant he'd live.

Didn't that happen to that golden age hollywood star, Lupe Valez? Only I think she hit her head on the toilet and it was her Shar Pei's feasting on her arms.

 

[Cutiebaby]

so that's what happened to bikinimom?

My parents cat eats midgets and Somali's


http://tinypic.com/fullsize.php?pic=6lx2avl&s=1&capwidth=true

lol...


He/she is cute like a big fluffy teddy

 

[all the whey]

only if my Mom is a cute lil blond

Nice!

I bet you have that fireplace roaring!

 

[Raptorex]

Nice!

I bet you have that fireplace roaring!

I just finished putting a log in, thanks!@

 

[all the whey]

I just finished putting a log in, thanks!@

In the cute lil blond ????!?!?!@

Nice work!e$@#$

 

[Raptorex]

In the cute lil blond ????!?!?!@

Nice work!e$@#$

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

 

[all the whey]

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

I'll take that as aaaaaaa NO.

 

[Raptorex]

tonites the nite

 

[all the whey]

tonites the nite

 

[Raptorex]

Wow, looks kind of like her (down there)

 

[all the whey]

Wow, looks kind of like her (down there)

Looks like she has a cotton crotch like Cotton Crotch does.