If I Won The Lottery I Would...

[calveless wonder]

would position myself financially to make sure I'd be comfortable for life (through both long term and short term investments), and make sure my family was the same way.

i'd probably splurge and buy a very nice house, maybe two (one vacation spot) along with a sick ride.

assuming that was the case, i'd probably donate a shitload to the humane society and maybe see if i can start or be actively involved in a non profit organization that helps animals. i've always told myself when i make it big, i'm going to make large charitable contributions to help the critters.

 

[puddlemonkey]

uneducated broke bitches buy lotto tickets

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Invest a majority of it, pay off all debt, buy a 69 Camaro RS/SS black. I would do 3 nice things for 3 people in unfortunate situations.

 

[canadianhitman]

I'd set up my brother and sister with a mil each. I'd help a few friends out too with low six-figure gifts. My mom and dad are already very well off, but I'd probably still buy my dad a top-of-the-line luxury car that he'd never splurge on for himself. Gift for my mom would be to take her on a trip (she won't fly) to any cities she wants to see and to visit relatives on her side of the family, with me driving (she is scared to drive in big cities).

I'd build my dream home. After that, I'd build a killer gym in my hometown: I'd operate it as a private club, so that only people I like could be members (doing that would offset some of the upkeep costs as opposed to just having it for myself). I'd locate and buy an ultra-low-mileage H1 Hummer to drive in the winter (w/ Nokian snow tires), and buy myself a new car(coupe worth 100k max)for the summer. I'd take two vacations each year until I'd seen the world, first class flights and five-star hotels all the way. I'd buy a pair of Montreal Canadiens season tickets for sure, and I'd travel to watch them play all road games during the playoffs. I'd go to the Superbowl and World Series every year too.

I would build a cardiac care clinic onto the local hospital in my dad's name (he's a doc who has worked his ass off there his whole career), and set up a fund that would perpetually pay for 10 underprivileged kids to play minor hockey. That'd be the extent of my charity, as I'm not looking to dent the principal of the megabucks winnings too deeply while I'm alive; goal is to have big fat interest payouts to live off of every year.

Smaller ticket items would be always having the best damn TV on the market (with the most deluxe DirecTV and cable packages you can get), getting a custom-built computer every 2 years featuring the best technology available at the time, splurging on clothes (dress, casual, and gymwear), ect.

 

[canadianhitman]

Oh, and I'd like to add the dark side of the equasion: I'd hire top-shelf professionals to inflict pain on people who have wronged me, my family, and my friends over the years. I'm talking the kind of professionals who are flown in, do the job, and then leave the country never to return...the kind that will never, ever be traced back to you (think Jason Bourne-like motherfuckers).

 

[puddlemonkey]

you've put way too much thought into this

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

you've put way too much thought into this

lulz

 

[SouthernLord]

I'd start palling around with charlie sheen.

 

[mrplunkey]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[canadianhitman]

you've put way too much thought into this

The jackpot in the Canadian national lottery has been sitting high lately, thus I've kicked a few ideas around in my mind.