if i were single

[stilleto]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

 

[Gambino]

congrats, you just gained 6 lbs of fat on your ASS

 

[Gambino]

pics of fat ass

 

[stilleto]

congrats, you just gained 6 lbs of fat on your ASS

wrongo
i don't eat cake, and I has 2 ribs and a large salad.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

money shots are in order

 

[Sassy69]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

This is some sort of cock block tease thing going on??

 

[digimon7068]

i think we both know what would happen if you (and i) were single. . .

 

[perkele]

I'm a slut.

 

[stilleto]

i think we both know what would happen if you (and i) were single. . .

we'd be two of those annoying ef posters who are clearly in a relationship but try to hide it and make little remarks that let it be known that we "know" eachother?

 

[stilleto]

This is some sort of cock block tease thing going on??

oh, i thought you said crock pot tease.

 

[stilleto]

I'm a slut.

stalker.

 

[digimon7068]

we'd be two of those annoying ef posters who are clearly in a relationship but try to hide it and make little remarks that let it be known that we "know" eachother?

well. . .i was thinking something a little more physical. . .but. . .ok (he says in his most subservient - spank me now cause i've been a bad boy - voice). . .

 

[Smurfy]

I made reservations. Mama Lucia's was friggin good.

 

[jenscats5]

Thanks for inviting me!! Hmpf!

 

[Mavafanculo]

we'd be two of those annoying ef posters who are clearly in a relationship but try to hide it and make little remarks that let it be known that we "know" eachother?

 

[mountain muscle]

Where is my pie Stilleto?

You have been slacking.

 

[string_bean00]

well. . .i was thinking something a little more physical. . .but. . .ok (he says in his most subservient - spank me now cause i've been a bad boy - voice). . .

ugh!



dude.

 

[stilleto]

oh, what's wrong?

 

[Spartacus]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

you can't eat your own pussy

 

[stilleto]

didn't you all get your invitations?

 

[heatherrae]

I thought you had a slow cooker phobia?

 

[Spartacus]

didn't you all get your invitations?

 

[CO B-man]

didn't you all get your invitations?

Yeaaahh ummm I have a um something scheduled for that day sorry.

 

[mrplunkey]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

A wise man once told me: "Marry them for what they do best. Don't try to turn them into a cook or a maid."

 

[DannoMight]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

I'd love to be a dinner guest at your house.

 

[stilleto]

I thought you had a slow cooker phobia?

i do/did.
this one is super cool looking, and big enough to make ribs or big pots of stew.
these ribs were amaaaaaaazing.

 

[jackangel]

A wise man once told me: "Don't marry them."

fixola.

 

[Spartacus]

heaven help GOM

 

[stilleto]

heaven help GOM

yeah, i'm not married to GOM. you have me confused with someone else.






i'm just glad its not your mom again.

 

[blueta2]

It all sounds delish, cept for the meat falling off the bones part

 

[stilleto]

It all sounds delish, cept for the meat falling off the bones part

vegetarian?

 

[blueta2]

vegetarian?

Since I was 18, I was strict vegan, but started eating some fish and chicken about 10 yr ago b/c I was not get enough nutrition from my vegan ways.
I can only eat chicken breast though. Seeing bones in meat makes me realize I am eating an animal. I like to be in denial ;-)

I can go for a fat pc of that cake though ;-)

 

[Gymgurl]

Sounds good....I'll marry you and just think....the house will always be clean and laundry done...as long as you cook

 

[ksharp01]

Sounds yummy!

 

[txbondsman]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

hell if I didn't have a SO, I'd stay unattached because:
I cook 95% of the meals, vacuum, mop, wash laundry and fold, change the sheets ew, do all the shopping at the grocery, feed and water the pets, take our son to school and pick him up, do vast majority of his homework, take him to hockey/ baseball practice as well as coach, did I mention that I have 2 bussinesses that I own and run 6 days on one and the bonding is 365/24/7....
brb, got ot go get our son and fix him lunch....

 

[blueta2]

hell if I didn't have a SO, I'd stay unattached because:
I cook 95% of the meals, vacuum, mop, wash laundry and fold, change the sheets ew, do all the shopping at the grocery, feed and water the pets, take our son to school and pick him up, do vast majority of his homework, take him to hockey/ baseball practice as well as coach, did I mention that I have 2 bussinesses that I own and run 6 days on one and the bonding is 365/24/7....
brb, got ot go get our son and fix him lunch....

WHIPPED ;-)

 

[txbondsman]

WHIPPED ;-)

I enjoy all of it but the housework, actually she does more of that than I, but I do enjoy going to the grocery and cooking. The rest, if it has to do with my son, I do it because I'm Daddy. For the fist 2 years of his life, we were in court fighting each other, when things changed, I made sure that I never missed any more time with him if at all possible.
I also noticed that my life is much easier when Momma is happy. FU is a place that is really hard to get back home from..... LOL

 

[jestro]

do vast majority of his homework

Jeezus, make the kid do his own homework!!??!!

 

[Spartacus]

Since I was 18, I was strict vegan, but started eating some fish and chicken about 10 yr ago b/c I was not get enough nutrition from my vegan ways.
I can only eat chicken breast though. Seeing bones in meat makes me realize I am eating an animal. I like to be in denial ;-)

I can go for a fat pc of that cake though ;-)

we have teeth called incisors I believe
the pointy sharp ones
they're made for ripping and tearing flesh
we're canivores and have been all along

 

[txbondsman]

Jeezus, make the kid do his own homework!!??!!

he's 9! He is in a private school, has algebra, etc. in the 4th grade. His culumulative GPA for the year is 96, he has never made a grade lower than a 91, ever. I'm really proud of him. He plays hockey in a higher age group and is the leading scorer in assists and 2nd in goals, last season he was 8 and played baseball in the 9-10 year old group, led the team with a batting average of 486 and an on base percentage of 568.
BTW, I may have not made myself clear, I sit and go over his work with him and call out vocabulary words and definitions, check his math, etc. No, I don't do his work for him.

 

[Mr. dB]

i'd want to marry me.

today i made slow cooked ribs that fell off the bone (started cooking them at 8am) with a sweet maple bbq sauce, homeade 3 cheese pasta, chicken ceasar salad, and chocolate cake with orange flavored icing.

Marry me!

 

[Whiskey]

congrats, you just gained 6 lbs of fat on your ASS

Honesty and truthfullness. You have to respect that.

Whiskey