Oh. I see it now. I hope that the new global empire hires professional fucker uppers to go around fucking up idiots like these guys. I'm a dog lover, so I would love to club these assholes like a baby seal. Obviously I'm not a seal lover.
Although (and I'm in philosophical mode right now) some cultures eat dogs. So they have a low view of dogs, or at least do not value dogs the way we do. Also, I own two tarantulas. I feed them crickets. Is there more value to a dog than a cricket? I mean the alligator has to eat right?
Man I'm drunk.