If a bouncer threw you out of a club....

[Citruscide]

He was a cocksucker who we'd had problems with on and off for a long time. I didn't ever see him come back again.

Dude, most of the guys that come into nightclubs around here are cocksuckers... for some reason, they think bouncers are just out to fuck with them? I'm just trying to have a good time and I've got to have some prick come into my weekend "relax" job and smart off to me?

I'm working on the whole anger management thing... I want to avoid all fights at this point, even if it means walking away (outside of bouncing of course)..

C

 

[casavant]

Damn dude, do we work at the same nightclub?! LOL I've actually done that to someone before... the whole knock out, and drag on face... but you left out how you drug them through all the fucking bear and shit on the ground of the club and how their clothes were trashed when you got them outside. Can't say I've ever had anyone lose control of their bladder... but I've seen a few little boys cry.

C

LOL... yeah, I've seen some cry too- it's pretty crazy seeing them go from billy bad ass to crying bitch in a matter of seconds. This guy that I threw out, he straight up pissed himself. His homies came out the exit and saw G-dog laying there with blood and gravel caked on his face, his pants around his ankles, and piss all over his boxers. They were a little irate, to say the least.

 

[casavant]

Dude, most of the guys that come into nightclubs around here are cocksuckers... for some reason, they think bouncers are just out to fuck with them? I'm just trying to have a good time and I've got to have some prick come into my weekend "relax" job and smart off to me?

I'm working on the whole anger management thing... I want to avoid all fights at this point, even if it means walking away (outside of bouncing of course)..

C

This is true. I almost always give someone a chance to walk before I touch them, unless the shit is going down right then and there, like a brawl or something. But sometimes they just won't listen.

 

[needsize]

I did the doorman thing for years so I definitely hear you.

For me the bottom line is that if you ask politely for him to leave and he refuses, then he gets his ass dragged out. If he chooses to fight while being taken out, then he basically deserves anything that you decide to do to him in the process. He could have very easily made the right choice and avoided the confrontation, he didn't, so tough luck for him!!!

 

[frorider6]

Okay bouncer boys. What do you do when you come across someone just as big or bigger than you? (not trying to be a dick. I really want to know) You can't just drag their asses out.

 

[Julez]

frorider- that is why you need a god team behind you.

 

[frorider6]

frorider- that is why you need a god team behind you.

So you can just pray they leave?










(Kidding, I know what you meant to say)

 

[Citruscide]

Okay bouncer boys. What do you do when you come across someone just as big or bigger than you? (not trying to be a dick. I really want to know) You can't just drag their asses out.

9 times out of 10, they have been drinking... we have not. Hey, If I've got to roll with someone, I'd rather roll with a big dude. Hell, it's more fun for me if I don't have to just push someone over and drag their asses out. This of course, is my past thinking... I'm giving up the whole club scene life... I've been in it for around 4 years... it's just stale... and I'm sick of it.

C

 

[frorider6]

I'm asking because I might work in a club part time this summer. Either as the VIP door guy or a part time manager. I'm not that big of a guy but might be expected to handle some rowdy situations.

 

[The Ranger]

Walk up to the big guy and politely inform him that it is the managements right to refuse, and/or ask people to leave the club. At this point sir, you are being asked to leave, if you so choose to remain inside, or on the property, local law enforcement will be called, and charges shall be placed....

He will rant a bit, then usually leave....if not, call the law and they will escourt him out in pretty silver bracelets...

If the shit is going down, learn choke holds...rear and front, you don't need to be huge, or strong if you have them right.

Learn quick strikes, and pressure points....point of the chin(light-switch), point of the nose(eyes squirt tears)....mastoid process, the list goes on....You'd be amazed at what a good strike to the neck will do, or having a big guy in a guillotine.....

Worked clubs off and on for a very long time, and as it was stated....Having a good team behind you is the most important aspect....Luck to you....

Ranger