If a bouncer threw you out of a club....

[manny78]

Man, it looks like this thread took off after I checked out for the day.

Kayne, my man, I didn't strip this dude's pants off and stomp on his bladder. I was not trying to humiliate him in any way. He was wearing really loose thug pants and they came down. As far as pissing himself, that shit happens sometimes. I doubt the sorry fuck would have had as much mercy on me if the positions had been reversed.

We had two guys with concealed carry permits out in the parking lot. When homeboy said he was going to shoot me and went to his car, they were ready. One of these guys is a top contender in IDPA, so chances are, he would have hit what he was aiming for.

Another time we threw a guy out and the dude went to his trunk and came out with his hand in his jacket like he was packing something. He was talking smack to me from thirty yards away, feeling like he was the shit because I was standing partially concealed behind and SUV in case he did have something. What his jive talking ass didn't know was that he was being flanked by an IDPA shooter with a Glock .45. It turns out he was just bluffing, but if he had pulled something out, he would have been shot in about two seconds. He also kept talking about how he was from Louisiana. I shit you not.

See ya.

This is what happened when citizens have the right to own guns and stuff. only 1% of the population are mature enough to own them. Fuck the rest.

 

[barnes3]

Cassavant, ever have this happen...I did...

I caught a guy pissing inside the club, and looking at me at the same time. Then when it came time to throw him out, he denied that it even happened, and when his girlfriend started crying from embarrassment, he tried to fight me. I couldn't do anything but laugh because he was only 4'11" - 5'0". Damn frat boys think they are the shit when they are drunk. What ended up happening as I was throwing him out was that I threw him through the front door and he hit his head on the brick wall just outside of the door and then came back for more... I tell you what, when people are drunk they really do not realize when to stop or shut-up... Another reason why I do not drink anymore... because after 2 years working as a bouncer at a club you realize that you used to be like that and it is embarrassing....

thought that I would add to the conversation....

barnes3

 

[KAYNE]

DANIELSON
YOURE AN ASSWIPE FOR NOT INTERPRETING MY REPLY CORRECTLY AND TRYING TO MANIPULATE WHAT I SAID. NOW GO READ IT AGAIN, THEN READ WHAT YOU PUT, THEN GET BACK TO ME!!! THATS ALL GRASSHOPPER!!!


CASAVANT
I AGREE. YOU NVR KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH THESE DAYS. SOME CHICK COULD BE CARRYING A GUN (AND IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY AROUND HERE) AND YOU NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AND THEN BOOM......YOURE DEAD!!! AS FOR THE DUDES THAT WERE CARRYING THE CONCEALED WEAPONS, I THINK THATS COOL. A LITTLE PROTECTION FROM THE NUTS!!! HOWEVER, ITS JUST AS EASY FOR THEM TO GET SHOT AS THE REST OF US.

THE GUYS I WAS TALKING ABOUT WERE IN A CLUB. THE BOUNCERS WENT BALISTIC ON THEM FOR NO REASON AT ALL. IT WAS ACTUALLY A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY AND THE BOUNCERS DIDNT EVEN CARE TO FUCKING ASK WHAT HAPPENED. SO MY FRIEND (WHO IS A CRIMINAL BTW, BUT STILL A FRIEND) WAS PISSED AS I'M SURE YOU CAN RELATE. HE WAS IN THE CLUB WITH ONLY ONE OTHER FRIEND SO HE COULDNT DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST 10 BOUNCERS. HE WENT HOME. GET THE GUNS AND MORE FRIENDS AND COMMENCED TO SHOOTING AS THEY WERE DRIVING BUY. IN THIS CASE, THE DUDES CARRYING THE CONCEALED WEAPONS WOULDNT HAVE BEEN MUCH HELP.


RANGER
I KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS CAN GET YOU. TRUST ME, IF ANYONE CAN RELATE TO JAIL TIME, ITS ME. BOTH MY BROTHERS ARE IN JAIL. HOWEVER, I REFRAIN FROM TAKING THIS COURSE OF ACTION. THATS WHY I'M STILL HERE, AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARENT.



KAYNE

 

[youngdeltman]

Accoording to Queensland law, I'm allowed to used 'Reasonable and Proportionate Force' when removing a patron. If a patron refuses to leave after 3 requests, he is considered a Trespasser and the use of force on my part can escalate.

There's my little bouncer speal

 

[casavant]

CASAVANT
I AGREE. YOU NVR KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH THESE DAYS. SOME CHICK COULD BE CARRYING A GUN (AND IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY AROUND HERE) AND YOU NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AND THEN BOOM......YOURE DEAD!!! AS FOR THE DUDES THAT WERE CARRYING THE CONCEALED WEAPONS, I THINK THATS COOL. A LITTLE PROTECTION FROM THE NUTS!!! HOWEVER, ITS JUST AS EASY FOR THEM TO GET SHOT AS THE REST OF US.

KAYNE

It's true- you never know who you are fucking with. I quit that club quite a while ago, as a matter of fact. I was tired of risking my ass for shit pay. Now the place that I'm a weekend warrior at is pretty chilled most of the time (still shit pay, though), and I like it that way. Working at a rougher club was making me more of an asshole, too, which I didn't like.

 

[danielson]

DANIELSON
YOURE AN ASSWIPE FOR NOT INTERPRETING MY REPLY CORRECTLY AND TRYING TO MANIPULATE WHAT I SAID. NOW GO READ IT AGAIN, THEN READ WHAT YOU PUT, THEN GET BACK TO ME!!! THATS ALL GRASSHOPPER!!!

i read over what you typed and what i quoted.....i didnt manipulate what you said. yu said that guy sounded like he was embrassed by asshole bouncers. i said it might not have been that, he might have done all the tripping up etc on his own....

 

[KAYNE]

DANIELSON
I NVR SAID I DID, OR WOULD, DO THAT UNLESS THE BOUNCERS (PLURAL) WENT OVERBOARD ON ME AND STRAIGHT EMBARRASSED ME LIKE THAT. YOU CALLED ME AN ASSWIPE CUZ YOU SAID I SAID THAT. I ALSO SAID I DONT DO DUMB SHIT IN CLUBS SO IT WOULDNT HAPPEN TO ME. I'M NOT A SHIT STIRRER. AND EVEN IF I DID TAKE THOSE MEASURES, I WOULDNT WANT TO HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE. JUST THE PEOPLE WHO HURT ME (SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE).


KAYNE

 

[danielson]

DANIELSON
I NVR SAID I DID, OR WOULD, DO THAT UNLESS THE BOUNCERS (PLURAL) WENT OVERBOARD ON ME AND STRAIGHT EMBARRASSED ME LIKE THAT. YOU CALLED ME AN ASSWIPE CUZ YOU SAID I SAID THAT. I ALSO SAID I DONT DO DUMB SHIT IN CLUBS SO IT WOULDNT HAPPEN TO ME. I'M NOT A SHIT STIRRER. AND EVEN IF I DID TAKE THOSE MEASURES, I WOULDNT WANT TO HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE. JUST THE PEOPLE WHO HURT ME (SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE).


KAYNE

well to be fair you did say 'shoot the place up' with an AK-47 and a shotgun....not shoot the bouncer up

and you'd still be killing a guy. which is murder. but my bad, i can see how you might think i was insinuating you would wanna hurt innocent people, which i didnt mean to do.

 

[KAYNE]

ACTUALLY I SAID MY FRIEND SHOT THE PLACE UP. BUT I SHOULD HAVE CLEARED IT UP THAT I WOULD HAVE AIMED AT THE BOUNCERS.....LOL. SORRY.


KAYNE

 

[boss]

Bro, if he was hitting some chick and refused to leave then hell yeah he deserved what he got. Good job.

i second that!!!