If a bouncer threw you out of a club....

[manny78]

i really hope that was sarcasm dude

dickhead bouncers do happen every once in a while but your an asswipe if you come back with a gun and stry and shoot him and everyone else in the club

I guess its revenge. So if you wanna play those games (kicking people out) you must be ready for the consequences. I know what I'm talking about. I've been through that shit and I wouldnt again.

 

[spongebob]

If you were misbehaving, then refused to leave, and a bouncer choked you out, accidentally dropped you on the floor and split your lip open, then dragged you out the door, at which point your pants came down around your ankles and you simultaneously lost control of your bladder, then started twitching around while unconscious, all in front of your girlfriend, what would you do?

well i guess i would put a bandaid on my lip, pull my pants up, change my underwear and thank you later for not calling the cops. i hate jail, even for a few hours. if you cant handle the sauce, leave it alone.

it doesnt sound like you went overboard to me.

 

[danielson]

I guess its revenge. So if you wanna play those games (kicking people out) you must be ready for the consequences. I know what I'm talking about. I've been through that shit and I wouldnt again.

true

just sucks that you cant even go to a club nowadays without someone tryiong to start something

one of the things i hate about clubbing. that and the loud music. my ears have been ruined by that and rifles

 

[manny78]

true

just sucks that you cant even go to a club nowadays without someone tryiong to start something

one of the things i hate about clubbing. that and the loud music. my ears have been ruined by that and rifles

agree with you. CLubbing is a risk nowadays.

 

[DR. NOE]

When out at a bar, I am usually drinking orange juice, while my friends drink beer. They will get drunk and start a bunch of shit and expect me to defend them. They know that, I have 20 years of boxing and martical arts training. They have seen me break bones and leave bouncers laying face down. This just isn't right and its getting to the point where, they need a good ass whopping. My wife, tells me not to defend them and that one day, I will be on the recieving end of the punishment. She tells me no matter how bad I am, bullets will always win. She tells me this, because my brother was killed a year ago, after getting into a fight. The dude followed him into the parking lot and empty 6 bullets into his body. Sometimes, I am covered in other people's blood and she worries about me catching aids from the fighting. If, I don't make it home by 2 am she starts calling all the jails and hospitals, looking for me. Anyone else find it hard to let a good friend, take a beating.

 

[WODIN]

When I was a bouncer in 198**** Cough...Cough... I use to have a tazer. They were a blast to use. I got to use it twice in two years.

Once I had another bouncer ask me to leave a club ala Rangers methods. I was stunned and ashamed. I just grabbed my coat, apologised to the bouncer, the owner and a few friends and left.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Once I had another bouncer ask me to leave a club ala Rangers methods. I was stunned and ashamed. I just grabbed my coat, apologised to the bouncer, the owner and a few friends and left.

what did you do? and why didn't you take your chaps too?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: If a bouncer threw you out of a club....

I don't need no bouncer for that shit to happen to me. As a matter of fact I consider the night to be a total failure if I dont pass out and have my pants fall off and I piss myself. I like to set goals.

LMAO!!! I was thinking the same exact thing.

 

[casavant]

WELL, IF HE DESERVED TO GET THROWN OUT THEN HE DESERVED TO GET THROWN OUT. BUT DID HE DESERVED TO GET FUCKING EMBARRASSED LIKE THAT. NO. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST THROWN HIM OUT. WHY WAS HE CONVULSING ANYWAY??? BOUNCERS SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR OVERDOING IT.


IF I WAS THROWN OUT OF A CLUB AND A BOUNCER WENT OVERBOARD LIKE THAT ON ME (WHICH WOULD NVR HAPPEN), I WOULD DO EXACTLY WHAT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS DID. HE WENT BACK WITH ANOTHER FRIEND, A SHOTGUN, AND AN AK-47 AND SHOT THE PLACE UP!!!


I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME BOUNCERS GO OVERBOARD ON ME. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY. UNLESS IT WAS QUITE A FEW OF THEM, IT WOULDNT BE TO THEIR ADVANTAGE. AND EVEN THEN, THEY WOULD HAVE TO HAVE MORE OF THEM THAN THE AMOUNT OF FRIENDS I WAS WITH THAT NIGHT.

BUT THEN AGAIN, I DONT DO DUMB SHIT TO GET THROWN OUT OF CLUBS.

Man, it looks like this thread took off after I checked out for the day.

Kayne, my man, I didn't strip this dude's pants off and stomp on his bladder. I was not trying to humiliate him in any way. He was wearing really loose thug pants and they came down. As far as pissing himself, that shit happens sometimes. I doubt the sorry fuck would have had as much mercy on me if the positions had been reversed.

We had two guys with concealed carry permits out in the parking lot. When homeboy said he was going to shoot me and went to his car, they were ready. One of these guys is a top contender in IDPA, so chances are, he would have hit what he was aiming for.

Another time we threw a guy out and the dude went to his trunk and came out with his hand in his jacket like he was packing something. He was talking smack to me from thirty yards away, feeling like he was the shit because I was standing partially concealed behind and SUV in case he did have something. What his jive talking ass didn't know was that he was being flanked by an IDPA shooter with a Glock .45. It turns out he was just bluffing, but if he had pulled something out, he would have been shot in about two seconds. He also kept talking about how he was from Louisiana. I shit you not.

See ya.

 

[WODIN]

what did you do? and why didn't you take your chaps too?

Banging a monkey on a pool table. It's tough wearing chaps and I was all frustrated and forgot to pick them up.