If a bouncer threw you out of a club....

[casavant]

If you were misbehaving, then refused to leave, and a bouncer choked you out, accidentally dropped you on the floor and split your lip open, then dragged you out the door, at which point your pants came down around your ankles and you simultaneously lost control of your bladder, then started twitching around while unconscious, all in front of your girlfriend, what would you do?

 

[FreakMonster]

Did this happen to you?

 

[casavant]

No, I did it to someone else. I wouldn't have dropped the guy if his fuckin girl hadn't shoved me from behind. And the reason we were throwing him out was because he was hitting some chick and then refused to leave after being asked half a dozen times in a calm manner. His boys told me they were going to come back and shoot me, but it never happened (surprise, surprise).

 

[Big Jroy]

Bro, if he was hitting some chick and refused to leave then hell yeah he deserved what he got. Good job.

 

[Jimsbbc]

drunks do stupid things, that is why i don't drink anymore.

He deserved it if he hit a girl. Eye for an eye in that case.

 

[casavant]

He was a cocksucker who we'd had problems with on and off for a long time. I didn't ever see him come back again.

 

[freshr1]

I'd cry

 

[frorider6]

You got the security tapes? I'd love to see that one/

 

[casavant]

You got the security tapes? I'd love to see that one/

I threw this little Mexican guy out one night- he was waaay too drunk and resisted when we tried to escort him. I didn't try to choke him out, but I guess I squeezed him too hard and with all that alcohol in his system he passed out anyway. He squirted a big load of diarrhea in his pants, then in the parking lot after he'd reegained conciousness, he started trying to talk smack. It was pretty hard to take him seriously with that big shit stain running down his pants.

 

[Citruscide]

No, I did it to someone else. I wouldn't have dropped the guy if his fuckin girl hadn't shoved me from behind. And the reason we were throwing him out was because he was hitting some chick and then refused to leave after being asked half a dozen times in a calm manner. His boys told me they were going to come back and shoot me, but it never happened (surprise, surprise).

Damn dude, do we work at the same nightclub?! LOL I've actually done that to someone before... the whole knock out, and drag on face... but you left out how you drug them through all the fucking bear and shit on the ground of the club and how their clothes were trashed when you got them outside. Can't say I've ever had anyone lose control of their bladder... but I've seen a few little boys cry.

C