Idiots

[Dial_tone]

so my dumbass roommate (aka ex-gf) wants me to go to her sister's for dinner. She's already there and where are my car keys? in her damn purse....how some people manage to find the front door everyday is beyond me.

 

[Shallow Hal]

A couple days ago my wife went to the gym to take a class. I was going to meet her there a little later. Well after she leaves I realize my car keys are in her car. I pick up the phone to call her and see her cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter.

The part that makes me feel really stupid is that I don't have a friggin spare key.

 

[Dial_tone]

A couple days ago my wife went to the gym to take a class. I was going to meet her there a little later. Well after she leaves I realize my car keys are in her car. I pick up the phone to call her and see her cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter.

The part that makes me feel really stupid is that I don't have a friggin spare key.

I do have a spare, but that's been misplaced by one of us...not sure which so I'll blame her since she isn't here.

 

[onebigab]

so my dumbass roommate (aka ex-gf) wants me to go to her sister's for dinner. She's already there and where are my car keys? in her damn purse....how some people manage to find the front door everyday is beyond me.

This so calls for a "Dirty Sanchez" revenge type sex.

 

[*MissFit*]

I have a map tot he frotn door on my purse.. it helps me find the way from my bed to the frotn door.. then there is a trail of hair clips to the car

 

[H_T_]

 

[Daisy_Girl]

A couple days ago my wife went to the gym to take a class. I was going to meet her there a little later. Well after she leaves I realize my car keys are in her car. I pick up the phone to call her and see her cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter.

The part that makes me feel really stupid is that I don't have a friggin spare key.

Hey, you are the one who married a blonde!

 

[marshallmadman]

I have a map tot he frotn door on my purse.. it helps me find the way from my bed to the frotn door.. then there is a trail of hair clips to the car

You might want to look in to getting a dictionary to replace the map.

 

[*MissFit*]

You might want to look in to getting a dictionary to replace the map.

hahaha I majored in English.. It's not my spelling.. I've explained my poor typing previously.. if i slow down and take my time im actually able to write something readable and have promised myself to attempt to do this for the new year

 

[Meta8]

Not so bad. Two weeks ago my brother was blocking me in and I needed to go to work. Unfortunately he was down in the keys. Its a good thing Florida grass cannot be killed, otherwise I would have a torn up yard.

 

[marshallmadman]

hahaha I majored in English.. It's not my spelling.. I've explained my poor typing previously.. if i slow down and take my time im actually able to write something readable and have promised myself to attempt to do this for the new year

I'm sorry. It's a slight character flaw that I'm blessed/cursed with. I always feel like I have to correct others. I'm really just joking.