Ibiza........here I Come!!

[PANTS]

ITS 31 DEGREES OUT THERE, THE PEOPLE ARE MAD, THE DRUGS ARE GREAT......... AND I'M GOING THERE TOMORROW!!
GONNA GO TO MINISTRY@ PACHA, CIRCO LOCO@DC10,
MANUMISSION@ PRIVILEDGE, AND OF COURSE SPACE FOR THE ALL-DAYER ON THE SUNDAY.
GOING FOR 2 WEEKS....WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT WENT!
ANYBODY BEEN THIS SEASON? CLASSIC STORIES TO TELL?
SEE YA!!

 

[Fonz]

ITS 31 DEGREES OUT THERE, THE PEOPLE ARE MAD, THE DRUGS ARE GREAT......... AND I'M GOING THERE TOMORROW!!
GONNA GO TO MINISTRY@ PACHA, CIRCO LOCO@DC10,
MANUMISSION@ PRIVILEDGE, AND OF COURSE SPACE FOR THE ALL-DAYER ON THE SUNDAY.
GOING FOR 2 WEEKS....WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT WENT!
ANYBODY BEEN THIS SEASON? CLASSIC STORIES TO TELL?
SEE YA!!

Just got back on the 30th.......

Still have a perpetual hangover....

Space and manumision were great, The MTV 2001 party
was full of celebrities(too crowded though) but if you have the
connections get into a yacht party. HOLY SHIT is all I can say.
The stuff some girls do on the yachts is straight from
a porn film I swear....LOL

Godspeed

 

[manny78]

Damn it I just cant wait to next summer for sure I'll go there !!!!!!!

 

[PANTS]

Just got back on the 30th.......

Hey Fonz did you have any probs gettin hold of little ones? (x)

 

[Big jiu-jitsu T-bol]

I will be there .....And I just got my EUROS hehehe

 

[obelix-220]

IBIZAAAAAAAAAAA

got back on the 28th , fucking amazing place manumission/space
"the package @ bar M " was the best day in my life ,
amnesia was good also "the foam party" ,
also try to get E's for the cheapest price u can "my best was a 1000pts" but normally 1500pts is the avg price "from the african dudes on the beach " ,
try to rent a car for complete pleasure ,

 

[Tuna Guy]

Pants you will not have any probs getting pills in ibiza, by the end of your first week you wwill be getting pissed of at the number of people asking you if you are Sorwted (cockney bastards).

 

[Tuna Guy]

Fonz, i swear to god that i have never seen a porno, please elaborate.

 

[Fonz]

Fonz, i swear to god that i have never seen a porno, please elaborate.

Before I start please let it be known I have a GF and I'm one of those
loyal-till-death guys.

Anyways, I used to know this one spaniard from Ibiza who made quite
a lot of money with his clubs/bars etc... So, since he hadn't seen me in
like 3 years he invited me to his yacht party. BEAUTIFUL
yacht btw. 110-footer replete with jiacuzzi. Must have
cost the guy half-a-million easy but I didn't ask as it would have
been disrespectful(spanish people are sticklers for manners). I did
however get a LOT of nice comments due to my
physique. There are VERY FEW muscular guys in Ibiza. Most have
beer bellies or no definition.
Anyways, the night started out around 11PM, with about 10-12 girls
clad in Bikini's and about 15 guys(I brought 3 of my friends with me as
I felt bad about just ditching them. Afterwards they thanked me for what
seemed like hours...LOL(They all got laid))
It seemed like an A-Okay party till all the girls stripped down naked in the
Jiacuzzi(no joke) BECAUSE as it turned out it was a porn-party for
porn actors/actressess. However, a lot more actressess had come than guy actors
so that was good.
I'm telling you it was sheer bliss........immersed in water w/ 5-6 naked women
I was like SHITTTT!!!!!! My libido is going through the roof!!!!
Anyways, I tried to focus on my GF as much AS POSSIBLE and that seemed
to work, so it looked as I was home free.(It was circa 1AM at the time)

You guys don't realize HOW HARD IT IS to say NO to a big-breasted
woman who says you have a great body. It took my moral standard
to the breaking point.

Then, at the end to top it of, they were FILMING TWO Bi-sexuals
in the master bed-room and they both asked me to join in.......FUCK
AGAIN!!!!! Man, if I had just stayed for ONE more split second
I don't think I would've had a GF by now.

Afterwards, my friend(the boats owner) asked me why I hadn't joined in
,and I said I had a GF. And he cracked up........LOL because he has
always known me as the loyal type, and that only I could've endured what
I had to endure that night., and that he was glad I hadn't changed.

Laugh all you want guys but DAMN, mentally I was DRAINED that
night. Specially having taken COPIOUS amounts of alcohol(champagne)
(NO drugs were allowed on the boat except obviously alcohol)

So, thats the story from just ONE night in Ibiza. There are others, but compared
to this one they're a bit duller.

Godspeed

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Good lord Fonz, good lord, is all I can say.

I am going next year for sure. My parents live in Cannes so that will be a nice stop over.

I am going to do everything in my power to be one ripped mofo by next summer.

Yahts are so damn sinful, YOU KNOW shit's gonna go down.

bastard you, and no GF for me, hehe

 

[Gettin' Bigger]

One word : Oakenfold...........

 

[PANTS]

hEY Guys just got back yesterday...and what can I say?!?
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G: I wanna live there. It is like the best place in the world. THE melting pot of the coolest and most fucked up people in the world.
Thing is I'm soooo tired now (3 nights without sleep), and I' due to work in the gym in 3 hours. My motivation is way out of the window.
To make things worse we've got a war in the horizon.
Fuckin hell..........
Oh Fonz: Respect man. That was way cool holding back like that. Though I do have to ask: Why where you in the hot tub to start with? I got engaged last week overlooking Es Vedra in Ibiza.

Come on reality check, give me the best you got!!

 

[PANTS]

Oh.......and check this out:
Not only do I have the most severe come-down ever....... but thanks to one of my buddies I now have IMPETIGO. Can you believe this shit?
He got busy with a few frenchies out there. I hate the French. They are Impetigo carriers. Stay away from the French!

 

[PANTS]

This was an original post back in September: had an awesome time. Even got engaged out there.
Guess what?
I'M GOING AGAIN TOMORROW! YEAH!
Going out bigger, leaner and gonna rip it up!
I fear for my sanity!

 

[GerryCurls]

Damn I cant wait I am going at the end of july for a week

 

[MrDbol]

PANTS,

I am sorry to hear that bro. But don't worry about it, go to your doc, and it will be over before you know it.

I've never been to Ibiza but from what I was told it was a sick place. With all of the freaks of the world grouped up in one location. People tell me they couldn't wait to leave Ibiza because they were afraid they were going to catch a disease.