I Would Commit Murder If.........................

distanced · Feb 24, 2003

A woman bit off my scrotum

distanced · Feb 24, 2003

....Dicktooth ever showed up on my doorstep

Code · Feb 24, 2003

...my daughter starts dating guys like me.

distanced · Feb 24, 2003

owwwwwwww....good one

ariolanine · Feb 24, 2003

.........Bill Clinton's secret service detail would look the other way.

hardrock · Feb 24, 2003

...Anybody harmed my neice's or nephew's.

SofaGeorge · Feb 24, 2003

It'd be a lot more interesting to hear the "have" stories rather than the "would."

Warik · Feb 24, 2003

distanced said:
A woman bit off my scrotum

That wouldn't be murder.

-Warik