I woke up this am outside on the ground, man I was jacked last night.

[rsnoble]

Yep, laid down on a pallet outside underneath a tree next to my shop and just passed out. I hadn't smoked pot in over a decade, and drank around 20 beers also. I awoke this am, the shop is still lighted up and the welder is still running, then I come into the house and the kitchen looked like it had a nuke dropped on it. According to everyone else, apparently I made fried chicken among other things last night. I can hardly remember. That's bad. But not bad enough to do it again! WTF, sitting around worrying about shit isn't for me anymore.

This is kinda how it started the last time I got layed off, the neighbors started coming around wanting to know if I was off work and if I'd do some work for them. GEe, how would they know im off work? Just because my 150watt garage stereo is blairing at 3am friday morning? It's hard telling around here. So now i've got a couple more projects plus someone has been hounding me to reside their house and new garage so I suppose I will. I have also had numerous requests to lighten up on the explosives, damn it. Just because you have to get up early.....ha ha ha! Nothing like getting shit faced and sending up a couple gas ballons and watching lights come on across the countryside at 2am. What can I say, I am easily amused.

 

[the nature boy]

you fascinate me.

 

[Code]

Folks in that trailer park are used to seeing the locals passed out in their 'yards'.

 

[tuc biscuit]

A pallet eh?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Better check your colon! Odds are you were Bum Gang Raped! Major Anal Bleeding should be evidence of that! Why they still allow Bums to drink Ghetto Juice, I do not know! We have lost to many Heterosexuals this way! It ends here and now!!!!!

 

[rsnoble]

Well fuck, the thunderstorms are rolling in. So much for not having to mow grass in 4 weeks! I just really cut it short and burned the living fuck out of it. I hate cutting grass.

Anyways, let's see. Todays agenda? The first thing im gonna do after fucking off on here is write a letter and send it certified to a lawyers office who really fucked up a case of mine. He's stating he didn't do this and that and thought I was to stupid to find out otherwise. So yesterday I go to the courthouse and get the file on the case and found everything I need. This actually could be to my benefit, according to another lawyer I am be able to sue his fucking ass off. That would be a nice change! Long story, can't explain it here.

And later, hell I don't know. Thinkin about going to side pockets for lunch. It's a pool hall with about 50 tables or so, and good lookin gals workin there.

Any suggestions?

 

[rsnoble]

Folks in that trailer park are used to seeing the locals passed out in their 'yards'.

Heh now, theres only 1 trailor on this property and I sures the hell dont live in it. Its a piece of shit, and all my fucked up guests spend the night there and that way I dont have to worry about shit getting fucked up. I hope my brotherinlaw dont mind sharing it with them when he gets out of prison.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

No just give up! Obviously you are inbreed or have massive lead toxicity in your blood that affects your neurons!

 

[XBiker]

Do I hear banjo's in the near distance?

Yep.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I'm with Dcup on this one...