i wish it was legal to smash idiots

[calveless wonder]

i like smashing people

 

[silverstar1025]

Ok now I want to smash some people. Today is NOT a good day. I want to pull my fuckin hair out. Damn people can't get their shit straight so it falls on me and I might have to stay late because of it. ARGH!!!

 

[ceo]

I want to smash some pussy.

 

[SaladFork]

I want to smash some pussy.

Me too!

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

Don't you wish it was legal and acceptable to smash someone sometimes? There is a dude I work with that is an absolute piece of shit and I can hardly stand to look at him.

Yes I do wish that it were legal at times but then I wouldn't have anyone to call an "as$clown".

 

[EnderJE]

No, I'm 38, but old enough to not need to enter wet t-shirt contests for some sort of validation that I still "got it." Even if I did, I sure wouldn't go to work and blab to my boss about it. She said she won the contest and won a big dildo. Classy.

But would you do it for a snacky cake?

Snacky cakes = HR's version of scooby snacks...

 

[EnderJE]

Ok now I want to smash some people. Today is NOT a good day. I want to pull my fuckin hair out. Damn people can't get their shit straight so it falls on me and I might have to stay late because of it. ARGH!!!

Aren't you wearing a suit today for some important clients?

 

[AztecWarrior]

Why don't you just do it? Fuck shit up homie!

 

[HAYEZ]

im lucky to work on my own....i go into my office and all these douchebags just sit around and talk loud on there cell phones and act like rejects...im afraid to bring my customers in my office out of embarrasment....people are all trash

 

[-SD-]

I feel ya. I have an employee who has on 3 occassions dropped the "N word" despite my warning to her to cut it out. Plus, she always comes in and talks about her sex life and that she entered a wet t-shirt contest. She is over 40 and it is just pathetic.

really, what kind of damn law firm allows this shit.