I will probably never find love...

[heatherrae]

if I stay in Kentucky. Here is the typical man around here. God, I wish I was kidding. I don't mean to be a bitch, but this is an actual guy hitting me up. Nice fanny pack, don't you think?

 

[KillahBee]

You're so above that

 

[heatherrae]

Why, oh why, did he feel the need to spread himself on the ground in that comehither way? LOL.

 

[KillahBee]

Cause he looks HOT

 

[Tytan]

sexual white chocolate.

 

[javaguru]

You aren't getting any younger.....maybe it's time to settle.

 

[jnevin]

Maybe he just has a good sense of humor?

 

[Bikini Mod]

What does he do for a living and can he string two words together intelligently and in an engaging and entertaining fashion?

 

[javaguru]

Lower your expectations??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIptww_Vewg

 

[calveless wonder]

if the power drill and the UPS neck thing with a football player on it don't turn you on

then i don't know what will