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4 cars. I was the one in front that got rear ended but didn't hit the car in front of me, so it's super clear that it wasn't my fault.
the other three cars were 3 super old cars that were all totaled and nobody but me even had airbags. one was so rusty i don't know how it passed inspection.
so i'm car #4 (the last to be hit). the guy in #3 was a nice guy who tried hard to avoid me and couldn't and felt bad. then he asked if i was single and said that it would be a funny story to tell our grandkids one day.
he turned to the cop and said, "this would have been worth it if she wasn't married."
ha ha. everyone laughed but me and car #1, who never got out of her car and just sat in there and chain smoked non stop. fucking idiot. she caused the whole thing and never said a word to anyone.
the guy in car #2 gets out of his car and I ask if he's ok. He said, "i'm just ugly and need my drugs."
ah. awesome.
He said the same thing to the police (5 police cars, an ambulance, and 2 tow trucks), who made him sit in the police car and was still there when i left.
There was also a drunk man who sauntered by and acted like he was also in the accident, but when the police asked him which car he was in, he admitted that he wasn't in any car and didn't even see the accident. he was also very adamant about talking to me while driver #2 continued to tell me about his divorce and how 'perty' i am.
and, because i live in the middle of funking nowhere, the nearest autobody place to me is not even in this state and is around 45 minutes away. i have no muffler, an ugly bumper, no tail light, and my engine makes noises.
well fuck me running. thank goodness i didn't hit anyone.
the other three cars were 3 super old cars that were all totaled and nobody but me even had airbags. one was so rusty i don't know how it passed inspection.
so i'm car #4 (the last to be hit). the guy in #3 was a nice guy who tried hard to avoid me and couldn't and felt bad. then he asked if i was single and said that it would be a funny story to tell our grandkids one day.
he turned to the cop and said, "this would have been worth it if she wasn't married."
ha ha. everyone laughed but me and car #1, who never got out of her car and just sat in there and chain smoked non stop. fucking idiot. she caused the whole thing and never said a word to anyone.
the guy in car #2 gets out of his car and I ask if he's ok. He said, "i'm just ugly and need my drugs."
ah. awesome.
He said the same thing to the police (5 police cars, an ambulance, and 2 tow trucks), who made him sit in the police car and was still there when i left.
There was also a drunk man who sauntered by and acted like he was also in the accident, but when the police asked him which car he was in, he admitted that he wasn't in any car and didn't even see the accident. he was also very adamant about talking to me while driver #2 continued to tell me about his divorce and how 'perty' i am.
and, because i live in the middle of funking nowhere, the nearest autobody place to me is not even in this state and is around 45 minutes away. i have no muffler, an ugly bumper, no tail light, and my engine makes noises.
well fuck me running. thank goodness i didn't hit anyone.
