I was in Hollywood last night

[Razorguns]

and i'm safe and sound.

When i left the club, people were in tears, hugging me - telling me to be careful, and beware of that Lohan monster; to drive safe, call them when I got home. Very tearful.

I admit, I was scared - that Lindsay Lohan might come out of nowhere, and start chasing me down, complete with her black driver and all. However, I kept a low profile - and the Lindsay monster did not find me.

Once again, i'm safe guys. Thanks for your prayers.

r

 

[Raptorex]

scat her

 

[KillahBee]

I wonder if she sucks a good cock. She may be tetering in the "so coked up and drunk she's too sloppy to work the canon correctly" zone

 

[Raptorex]

I would bet she is a nibbler type that gives you a pseudo-bj; I hate that

 

[KillahBee]

I 100% agree with that, MM. I bet she is clueless down there.

 

[Smurfy]

so fellas what would you say is the preferred technique a girl can use when slobbing the knob?

 

[Razorguns]

bitches - i was so scared of the lohan monster. we all were. nobody wanted to leave the club and dare driving in the streets.

you had to be there. i hear her suv is riddled with flames, she has 50" tires with spikes, and her driver has NOO SOUUULLL.......

NOOOOOOOOO SOUUULLLLLLLLL.......

r

 

[crazyjoe]

so pick3 what would you say is the preferred technique a girl can use when slobbing the knob?

fixed

 

[KillahBee]

so fellas what would you say is the preferred technique a girl can use when slobbing the knob?

Can't really esplain via typing on the webnets, but it should include:

- working the hand and mouth combo
- lots of spit (spit on my fucking hard cock right now please type of ish)
- perfect balance of speed mouth fucking and slow deep throating
- she HAS to swallow that cock WHOLE - lips to my pelvis
- let me skull hit it

Overall, she has to be really into - make me believe that this is the highlight of your life, that it's your pleasure to make me feel good.

And she has to be in tune with me and her enough to realize what I do like and what I don't like and to readjust her approach accordingly.

I'm weird - I don't like you licking my balls and I'm not a big fan of you looking at me when you work it either.

 

[Smurfy]

Can't really esplain via typing on the webnets, but it should include:

- working the hand and mouth combo
- lots of spit (spit on my fucking hard cock right now please type of ish)
- perfect balance of speed mouth fucking and slow deep throating
- she HAS to swallow that cock WHOLE - lips to my pelvis
- let me skull hit it

Overall, she has to be really into - make me believe that this is the highlight of your life, that it's your pleasure to make me feel good.

And she has to be in tune with me and her enough to realize what I do like and what I don't like and to readjust her approach accordingly.

I'm weird - I don't like you licking my balls and I'm not a big fan of you looking at me when you work it either.

that's a good description.

based on your experience, where do most women go wrong with their technique?

 

[KillahBee]

I'm weird - I don't like you licking my balls and I'm not a big fan of you looking at me when you work it either.

Mostly b/c of the shame I feel when a tute looks me in the eye

 

[PICK3]

fixed

wtf???

btw, I watched the Linday Lohan story on "E" today

Didn't know her maw, Dina, was a former Rockette.

 

[KillahBee]

that's a good description.

based on your experience, where do most women go wrong with their technique?

1) Not being enough into it. That pretty much goes for all sexual acts and even non-sexual acts in life. If you're not into something, everybody knows and the results are weak.

2) Everything else falls under the "adkjust your approach based on my verbal and non-verbal feedback" category. Some chicks lick the thing like it's a popsicle - I hate that. Some don't come anywhere near deep throating. Some chicks will spend 10 mins on by yambag - the entire time I am silent. But then they deep throat me or jerk it a bit and I'm making haooy noises. Pay attention, don't have a cookie cutter approach and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPIT ON MY DICK

Oh, and many lose stamina real quick. Guess what, it ain't easy pumping away at you ladies either. Work on that

 

[Smurfy]

1) Not being enough into it. That pretty much goes for all sexual acts and even non-sexual acts in life. If you're not into something, everybody knows and the results are weak.

2) Everything else falls under the "adkjust your approach based on my verbal and non-verbal feedback" category. Some chicks lick the thing like it's a popsicle - I hate that. Some don't come anywhere near deep throating. Some chicks will spend 10 mins on by yambag - the entire time I am silent. But then they deep throat me or jerk it a bit and I'm making haooy noises. Pay attention, don't have a cookie cutter approach and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPIT ON MY DICK

Oh, and many lose stamina real quick. Guess what, it ain't easy pumping away at you ladies either. Work on that

lol!

ok this is all great stuff.

lol @ 10 mins on the yambag. what a waste. balls just get in the way IMO

 

[Razorguns]

what are you bitches talking about??

i was in fear of my life last night, and no one's giving me a group hug!! phuck you all.

r