I was afraid this would happen one day

[polarpixie]

It finally happened this morning just like I was afraid it would.

I spilled oatmeal all over myself and my keyboard and had to clean runny oatmeal off of my legs, shorts, and keyboard....oh yeah, I am one sexy bitch!!!

 

[naturally anabolic]

you know i think there are quite a few guys on this board that would clean that up with there tongue....

 

[danielson]

thats quite a visual

 

[HappyScrappy]

that isn't a fear I have.

the only fear I have is that ants will engulf my body, filling every orifice and laying eggs until I am one day eaten alive by their larvae.

the only real positive side that, and the only thing keeping me going, is that I'm 99% sure that ants don't have larvae.

 

[Nathan]

If you need any help just let me know. How's my avatar now?

 

[TEXgrl]

nathan, i'm not diggin the new avatar.....it doesn't represent your personality well, IMHO

 

[HappyScrappy]

also sometimes I have a fear that I'm gonna crap my pants.

sometimes I get so scared from said fear, that I crap my pants.

it is a vicious cycle.

 

[WODIN]

Queen ants lay larval eggs so your pretty well fucked. That's how the Dutch do it too.

 

[danielson]

also sometimes I have a fear that I'm gonna crap my pants.

sometimes I get so scared from said fear, that I crap my pants.

it is a vicious cycle.

 

[Nathan]

nathan, i'm not diggin the new avatar.....it doesn't represent your personality well, IMHO

Are you coming on to me? Cause that's just fine if you are.

























Sorry.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Queen ants lay larval eggs so your pretty well fucked. That's how the Dutch do it too.

damn... okay, make that "50% sure"

 

[polarpixie]

also sometimes I have a fear that I'm gonna crap my pants.

sometimes I get so scared from said fear, that I crap my pants.

it is a vicious cycle.

I think it might be a good idea for you to start wearing a pink teeshirt that says "uh oh". I think that might cover all the bases for an unique individual such as yourself.

 

[beastboy]

Post a pic.

 

[polarpixie]

natty....that is QUITE the visual!!! Oatmeal is just not as sexy as say...melted chocolate tho, because I have had some fun with melted chocolate and I can tell you that melted chocolate is sexy. Oatmeal on the other hand, I'm not quite so sure about.......lol.


Nathan darling, now having expressed to you how much I loved Astroboy, guess how much I like this new one? lol. I almost like goth girl better! Are you trying to tell us that you are a pale, blood or arm-sucking long-haired disheveled type of character instead of a lovable, hairless, superpowered robotic boy?

 

[Nathan]

natty....that is QUITE the visual!!! Oatmeal is just not as sexy as say...melted chocolate tho, because I have had some fun with melted chocolate and I can tell you that melted chocolate is sexy. Oatmeal on the other hand, I'm not quite so sure about.......lol.


Nathan darling, now having expressed to you how much I loved Astroboy, guess how much I like this new one? lol. I almost like goth girl better! Are you trying to tell us that you are a pale, blood or arm-sucking long-haired disheveled type of character instead of a lovable, hairless, superpowered robotic boy?

I'm crying you know. That one cut deep. While I am pale and disheveled, I am still a lovable, hairless (except for my crop top), superpowered robotic boy. For the record, I'm also a sexual genius.

 

[polarpixie]

I'm crying you know. That one cut deep. While I am pale and disheveled, I am still a lovable, hairless (except for my crop top), superpowered robotic boy. For the record, I'm also a sexual genius.

.........are you coming on to me?

 

[TheProject]

you know i think there are quite a few guys on this board that would clean that up with there tongue....

Manwhore.

 

[polarpixie]

I'm having quite the "I'm tooth sexy for my shirt" day today.....I almost knocked a tooth out with my coffee mug just now.

 

[danielson]

I'm having quite the "I'm tooth sexy for my shirt" day today.....I almost knocked a tooth out with my coffee mug just now.

maybe you should get someone to supervise you and hot liquids

i chipped a tooth, it doesnt hurt all that much but it feels f-ing wierd

 

[TEXgrl]

Are you coming on to me? Cause that's just fine if you are.

if i was coming on to you, i'm quite sure you would know, it would definitely involve peanut butter, grape jam, whipped cream and a pull up bar

 

[Nathan]

.........are you coming on to me?

Yes.

 

[Nathan]

if i was coming on to you, i'm quite sure you would know, it would definitely involve peanut butter, grape jam, whipped cream and a pull up bar

That sounds awfully familiar. I'm forming quite the mentaal image I feel you should know.

 

[polarpixie]

Texgirl, that sounds like a fun lil party you're describing....

maybe you should get someone to supervise you and hot liquids

i chipped a tooth, it doesnt hurt all that much but it feels f-ing wierd

Is there a doctore in the house? Oh...hehehe...

Yes.

Thanks for clarifying that with a '' in your post. The eagle has landed and the check is in the mail.

 

[big4life]

So we need to send Styrofoam cups and plastic utensils to polar.

 

[Nathan]

Are you being sarcastic cause I really meant yes. That smilie thing is supposed to be a wink. Did you know that cause I didn't until just recently. Oh, and I'm still flirting with you.

 

[polarpixie]

What does it take to get some pity karma around here? 100+ views and no one gives me pity karma for being a tooth sexy bitch? Not that I wanted any...........


And Nathan, no, yes and yes. Did you know that if you add an 'a' to the end of Nathan, then you would become Nathana?

 

[Nathan]

What does it take to get some pity karma around here? 100+ views and no one gives me pity karma for being a tooth sexy bitch? Not that I wanted any...........


And Nathan, no, yes and yes. Did you know that if you add an 'a' to the end of Nathan, then you would become Nathana?

i actually was not aware of that. I'll have to let everyone I know know about this so that I might eliminate whatever small amount of masculinity I have left to me.

 

[polarpixie]

i actually was not aware of that. I'll have to let everyone I know know about this so that I might eliminate whatever small amount of masculinity I have left to me.

I was afraid of telling you something you knew already! I hate when I do that! Oh, and you don't need to let everyone know, it can be our little secret (and anyone else stumbles upon that post...)

 

[Nathan]

I was afraid of telling you something you knew already! I hate when I do that! Oh, and you don't need to let everyone know, it can be our little secret (and anyone else stumbles upon that post...)

I hope you realize that everyone on this board is more than likely going to call me Nathana for the rest of my days. Also, the dicks who I know in person from this board will never let it go.

 

[polarpixie]

I hope you realize that everyone on this board is more than likely going to call me Nathana for the rest of my days. Also, the dicks who I know in person from this board will never let it go.

Don't worry Athana, those almost 200 views are from me clicking on Refresh every 5 seconds. Woah...look what happens when you leave out the N and and add an 'a' at the end!!!

 

[Nathan]

Don't worry Athana, those almost 200 views are from me clicking on Refresh every 5 seconds. Woah...look what happens when you leave out the N and and add an 'a' at the end!!!

Okay then. Is that you in your avatar driving? You have black hair anyway right? If that was you in your last avatar you did anyways right? I'm not drunk I swear.

 

[sereneman]

Bunch of horny guys

 

[danielson]

Bunch of horny guys

an oxymoron?

 

[polarpixie]

Okay then. Is that you in your avatar driving? You have black hair anyway right? If that was you in your last avatar you did anyways right? I'm not drunk I swear.

No, that's not me driving. I just like the picture. Yes, that was me in the last avatar. No you're not drunk. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Mo.

Bunch of horny guys

Hide! They're everywhere!

 

[Nathan]

an oxymoron?

I don't think it's an oxymoron, maybe a redundant statement though.
You don't have to be horny to have fun. or do you....? I'll leave you all with that thought.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well, my good friend Nathana, time to go home. See ya tommorrow.

 

[polarpixie]

Crap.....


Yes Nathan, you are seeing things. You are getting very sleepy now.......