I want the ladies of Elite to wear the Paul Klee and Baroque longjohns I've designed for them.

[BlueBird]

Why not you? You've got nice long legs and a nice butt..........you've got more control over the look of em if you put em on yourself.

I'm designing a platinum Brank's device with sparkly things just for you.

Imagine thissy here decorated with some pretty, little Austrian crystals.

 

[redsamurai]

I'm designing a platinum Brank's device with sparkly things just for you.

Imagine thissy here decorated with some pretty, little Austrian crystals.

I know I'm going to regret asking this.........but where the hell does that thing go??

 

[BlueBird]

I know I'm going to regret asking this.........but where the hell does that thing go??

Around your face with a modified mouf-piece.

 

[redsamurai]

Around your face with a modified mouf-piece.

what the hell?? Now listen here girly girl.......I'm totally down with the bdsm scene, but that's some inquisition shit right there, wtf??

 

[BlueBird]

what the hell?? Now listen here girly girl.......I'm totally down with the bdsm scene, but that's some inquisition shit right there, wtf??

It's to shut you up

 

[redsamurai]

It's to shut you up

haha, I've got something for your mouth to shut you up too you know..........

 

[heatherrae]

i want some andy warhol knickers.

 

[BlueBird]

i want some andy warhol knickers.

And just in case you're feeling saucy....