firefighter337
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Sick story but freaking hilarious.
My old boss, ex green beret. Funny as hell, said he was on a mission somewhere lonely as hell and he said he took a cantaloupe and poked a hole in it. Set it in the sun for a little while so it would heat up some then put his pecker in it. Then spun the cantaloupe so the seeds would rub his pecker.
With tears in my eyes, from laughing so hard; I called BS on it. He swore the truth. It was funny as hell.
My old boss, ex green beret. Funny as hell, said he was on a mission somewhere lonely as hell and he said he took a cantaloupe and poked a hole in it. Set it in the sun for a little while so it would heat up some then put his pecker in it. Then spun the cantaloupe so the seeds would rub his pecker.
With tears in my eyes, from laughing so hard; I called BS on it. He swore the truth. It was funny as hell.