I turned down an offer of ass today

[ohashi]

... because my damn girlfriend, who's in a college in another city, has been calling me every fucking night, telling me how much she loves and needs me, and it's really getting to me. I'm going up there during Thanksgiving. She better not be planning on sleeping.

Fuck.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I've done the same thing many times. The right girl is worth it. I couldn't live without mine so I married her. She's the best thing that ever happened to me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Same here, Jim. If you are serious about the girl you are with, you should turn down free pink.

 

[Smurfy]

good advice gentlemen.

 

[gonelifting]

Good for you bro. Shows strength.

 

[ManOfArms]

What the hell is wrong with your guys... Come one... are you MEN or MICE?? go out there and do one for the gipper!!!

 

[PoyeBoy]

What the hell is wrong with your guys... Come one... are you MEN or MICE?? go out there and do one for the gipper!!!

where the hell is that from?

 

[HANSEL]

findum fuckem and flee

you only live once sucka

 

[out_at_sea]

... because my damn girlfriend, who's in a college in another city, has been calling me every fucking night, telling me how much she loves and needs me, and it's really getting to me. I'm going up there during Thanksgiving. She better not be planning on sleeping.

Fuck.

are you gay?

 

[Wynn]

This should help you pass the time.lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/drwho/2003/06/21/5201.shtml