I threw an empty beer can at him

[Spartacus]

dude at a busy intersection wearing a flourescent green sign
"Believe on Jesus"
"Repent or burn"

 

[Spartacus]

damn hot day too

 

[Longhorn85]

at least he didn't ask for $$$$$$$$$$

 

[Spartacus]

I was in a rough mood having spent $265 on 22 bags of rubbermulch
it's the wise move as you don't need to replace it and it doesn't attract termites
but goddamn that was a bump I wasn't expecting

 

[UA_Iron]

lob a watermelon at his face doing 40+mph.

video tape
post on internet
instant celebrity

 

[Spartacus]

then I went to the porsche dealership and bought an oil filter

 

[digimon7068]

then I went to the porsche dealership and bought an oil filter

Another $265 I suppose.

 

[Spartacus]

Another $265 I suppose.

I don't actually own a porsche
but it gets me in the dealership
there's some tits who have porsches too

 

[Spartacus]

they know me by name
they think I go through a lot of oil

 

[Spartacus]

beer too

 

[digimon7068]

I don't actually own a porsche
but it gets me in the dealership
there's some tits who have porsches too

OK. So, I understand why you go but WTF do you do with the filter??

 

[Spartacus]

I'm a beer filter

 

[Spartacus]

OK. So, I understand why you go but WTF do you do with the filter??

ebay

 

[Spartacus]

occasionally I'll buy wiper blades
to buttress the ruse

 

[Behemoth]

Maybe your anger is resulting from unrepented sins.

Maybe you are afraid of fire.

Eternity is a very long time.

 

[eat big]

You crack me up. Way to go, you did a good thing today.

 

[chewyxrage]

ebay

lol you take that loss just to hit on some cougars?

I like your moves

 

[Spartacus]

what a juxtapostion

 

[Spartacus]

Maybe your anger is resulting from unrepented sins.

Maybe you are afraid of fire.

Eternity is a very long time.

to be totally honest with you
yes I harbor anger
towards those that have sinned against me
I've been ripped off many times by those I was helping
so yeah
I'm a bit
acerbic

 

[Spartacus]

and I feel like a fool

 

[UA_Iron]

Eternity is a long time - dont waste it with some fags in heaven.

This guy needs to feel what you feel.

 

[buffer1]

lol

 

[Behemoth]

to be totally honest with you
yes I harbor anger
towards those that have sinned against me
I've been ripped off many times by those I was helping
so yeah
I'm a bit
acerbic

Yeah...well...I was jis bustin' your ballzies....

Didnt really mean to bring up those latent feelings.

And I'm pretty certain that you made the guys day by hitting him with a beer can. You gave him validation. So it sounds like your response...really worked for both of you.

 

[Spartacus]

Yeah...well...I was jis bustin' your ballzies....

Didnt really mean to bring up those latent feelings.

And I'm pretty certain that you made the guys day by hitting him with a beer can. You gave him validation. So it sounds like your response...really worked for both of you.

come on now simpleton
I didn't actually do that
the thought crossed my mind and I published it here

 

[Behemoth]

You really gave self actualization a blow.

You could have dealt with your latent anger. Physically manifesting the hurts of the past and releasing yourself from those painful memories.

And the man with the sign...could have recieved some validation. Getting hit with a beer can would have been proof enough that there is a world out there that needs him.

Next time...I will read the thread a little better. DAMMIT!!

 

[Spartacus]

Maybe your anger is resulting from unrepented sins.

Maybe you are afraid of fire.

Eternity is a very long time.

I'm thinking you've chosen an apt username

 

[Mr. dB]

You should have given him your business card for a complementary make-over.

 

[Spartacus]

You really gave self actualization a blow.

You could have dealt with your latent anger. Physically manifesting the hurts of the past and releasing yourself from those painful memories.

And the man with the sign...could have recieved some validation. Getting hit with a beer can would have been proof enough that there is a world out there that needs him.

Next time...I will read the thread a little better. DAMMIT!!

that's pretty fuckin'
good

 

[Spartacus]

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded

 

[H_T_]

i think most people would lose in a fight with a monkey.

 

[Behemoth]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to 4everhung again.

 

[Mr. dB]

You should have given him your business card for a complementary make-over.

He's a mortician, get it people?

 

[Behemoth]

He's a mortician, get it people?

Dat's some funny shiite!!

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

my heirarchy of needs

 

[Behemoth]

my heirarchy of needs

You can not truly meet self actualization until all of your basic needs are met.

You will simply have to start at the bottom and work your way up.

 

[Spartacus]

You can not truly meet self actualization until all of your basic needs are met.

You will simply have to start at the bottom and work your way up.

it's a dirty job
but somebodys got to do it

 

[Spartacus]

I question why the pyramid is on crazyshit.com
seems logical to me

 

[Spartacus]

makes total fucking sense

 

[heatherrae]

I don't actually own a porsche
but it gets me in the dealership
there's some tits who have porsches too

sig worthy stuff right there!


Why the heck are you assaulting the religious folk? That will be 10 extra years in purgagatory for you! ;-)

 

[Spartacus]

lol you take that loss just to hit on some cougars?

I like your moves

actually the hot babe of the day was at home depot
big ass fake tits in turqouise spandex with "guess" stretched across
european features too
with some fat ass loading some cinder blocks into a cart
me I just drove me bronco right next to the pile of what I needed and loaded my goods directly into the truck
then went to the line and told them how many bags I got
titts and ass were behind me in line with their cart of bricks