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I thought the world wasn't gonna cum to an end until December 21, 2012

we're knot all going to die ... just teh heathens
Well, the founder of my tradition hasn't said anything and we have an interfaith conference and gala scheduled on 12/21/2012 so I ain't worried.

That being said, just to be on the safe side I'm gonna have hubs hit the liquor store Friday night and we plan to spend Saturday half baked and rolling around naked. If the world is ending I intend to go out exactly the same way I came in -- naked and screaming!
 
Well, the founder of my tradition hasn't said anything and we have an interfaith conference and gala scheduled on 12/21/2012 so I ain't worried.

That being said, just to be on the safe side I'm gonna have hubs hit the liquor store Friday night and we plan to spend Saturday half baked and rolling around naked. If the world is ending I intend to go out exactly the same way I came in -- naked and screaming!

lol
 
Well, the founder of my tradition hasn't said anything and we have an interfaith conference and gala scheduled on 12/21/2012 so I ain't worried.

That being said, just to be on the safe side I'm gonna have hubs hit the liquor store Friday night and we plan to spend Saturday half baked and rolling around naked. If the world is ending I intend to go out exactly the same way I came in -- naked and screaming!


I'll second what Cindy said...LOL!

Rock on MM
 
Well, the founder of my tradition hasn't said anything and we have an interfaith conference and gala scheduled on 12/21/2012 so I ain't worried.

That being said, just to be on the safe side I'm gonna have hubs hit the liquor store Friday night and we plan to spend Saturday half baked and rolling around naked. If the world is ending I intend to go out exactly the same way I came in -- naked and screaming!

ew ud have to invite ur mom to that:chomp:
 
ew ud have to invite ur mom to that:chomp:
Mom's around, her cremains are in a box in a cabinet downstairs.

I've actually got the remains of four people in my house: the cremains of my mom, my mother in law and my father in law, and the skull from some anatomical skeleton that my husband's first wife stole from college.
 
omfg...you gotta love this. This guy is an atheist btw

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HOLY SHIT, what a genius! I wish I had thought of that! I should see if he has franchise in Pennsylvania. I'm an animal loving pagan!
 
OMG Cindy, thank you, that's the best, I LOVE these parts:

Q: Is this a Joke?
A: No. This is a serious offer to our Christian friends who believe in the Second Coming and honestly care about the future of their pets after the Rapture occurs.

Q: Do YOU believe in the Rapture.
A: As atheists we do not hold beliefs in the supernatural or a divine being. Thus, we do not believe in the Rapture. However, we respect the beliefs of others and are open to the possibility that our perspective could possibly be wrong.

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?
A: The timing is contingent on the number of subscribers we have in each state/region and travel distance. Our rescuers know that this is a time sensitive service. Pets' lives are at stake. We will limit the number of subscribers in each zone so that any given rescuer will not be over burdened. Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue.
 
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