I think my S/O is trying to kill me to collect on my life insurance policy

[biteme]

lol, damn...good policy

Wanted to make sure my only child would be taken care of and have an easier life. Just one more reason for someone to want me dead.

 

[biteme]

The idea here is that she wants to fatten you up so that other women won't look at you.

I think you're right!

 

[stilleto]

tell her i said:

good luck.