LOL.
My dad's the cat freak of the family. Years ago he had one male cat we got from a pet store (first mistake!) that was pretty cool as a kitten, but turned into an uber-asshole when he grew up. We had him fixed AND de-clawed (fronts only, he was an inside cat) and that dirty little SOB took to pissing on anything and everything he could find! It got so bad that it actually lifted the ceramic tile on a section of flooring in his house!
To add insult to injury, dad hasn't had any sense of smell in years, so 99% of the time he was unaware that his cat was destroying his floors & carpets! It was so bad that people actually stopped visiting him because the house stunk like cat piss, but he couldn't smell it so he refused to even acknowledge the problem.
One night a friend and I went inside when he wasn't home and took up the entire living room carpet and threw it out for trash...there was NO saving that one. The stench was beyond words.
Dad flipped when he came home. Go figure.
Said cat snuck out the door one day soon afterwards, and we looked for DAYS trying to find him, to no avail. I can't say that I "miss" that cat, but I hope he found another home.