I think I'm gonna write a childrens book

[puddlemonkey]

Title is gonna be, The Happy Heathen. It'll have fictional characters like most children's books, just not as fictitious as god, gremlins, painless papercuts, etc. It's gotta be somewhat believable, say some whispering trees or a wound healing moon crater. I might need to hire someone to do the illustrations. I can't even draw stick figures without them looking like they have downs. If I do this right it could be a goldmine. Profiting from kids is ok, touching them is not, right KB?

Anyway, I think it's important to teach kids at an early age that while imagination is good, it's best not to live in a total fairytale land like EFers do with their stats.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hope the downs comment doesn't offend bigtravis.

 

[BlueBird]

I can draw hands. Hitler couldn't draw hands at all, Speer thought this was hilarious.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can draw hands.

Proof?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Actually, scratch that. I've seen some of your crazy seizure inducing drawings.

 

[miplank]

worst thread ever

 

[puddlemonkey]

worst thread ever

Ever?

 

[jackangel]

I actually approve. I loled at the randomness of wound-healing moon craters, and then how you tie it all in to EF with the imaginary stats. Kudos to the person who helped you hunt-and-peck this onto EF via your jizz-stained keyboard.

 

[bigtravis]

To learn more on Puddle's book click here: Dru Sjodin National Sex Offender Public Website

 

[musclemom]

On behalf of heathens (otherwise known as Asatru a/k/a followers of the Norse religion), please find new title for book, 'kay? Thanks

 

[puddlemonkey]

On behalf of heathens (otherwise known as Asatru a/k/a followers of the Norse religion), please find new title for book, 'kay? Thanks

What if I get Thors approval, will that change anything?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Kudos to the person who helped you hunt-and-peck this onto EF via your jizz-stained keyboard.

I don't jizz at the computer anymore, remember?

I could really use a chair breaking masturbation smiley about now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

To learn more on Puddle's book click here: Dru Sjodin National Sex Offender Public Website

I do remember awhile back a pedo was gonna write a children's book and try to get it published. Don't remember where I saw the article though.

 

[musclemom]

What if I get Thors approval, will that change anything?

 

[BlueBird]

Proof?

Absolutely do that. I've seen some of your crazy seizure inducing drawings.

I am to please.

 

[SpyWizard]

Ever?

no,.. not ever, there was a thread started by a chick that everyeone kept sniffing after, ..

she stated in that thread that the greatest thing she could do in life was to help homeless animals.. all other causes were not as worth while..

I called her on it, .. helping homeless children?? kids without food??

she tried to justify her position and somethings were said. i don't know the whole store.. she's not here anymore.. opps..

 

[puddlemonkey]

no,.. not ever, there was a thread started by a chick that everyeone kept sniffing after, ..

she stated in that thread that the greatest thing she could do in life was to help homeless animals.. all other causes were not as worth while..

I called her on it, .. helping homeless children?? kids without food??

she tried to justify her position and somethings were said. i don't know the whole store.. she's not here anymore.. opps..

The baby seals girl, I forget her name?

Sunfish?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Starfish!

 

[bw1]

Starfish!

She was a piece of work

 

[puddlemonkey]

She was a piece of work

We should bring her back, she'd love poboy.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Remember MM...


Jesus Saves!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[CajunSaint]

god isnt ficticious

 

[bentoverrow]

gods are ficticious, God (Jesus Christ) is not.

 

[musclemom]

gods are ficticious, God (Jesus Christ) is not.

I can assure you, the Gods are just as real as the Supreme Creator of the Universe, and Jesus.

 

[puddlemonkey]

rut row

 

[puddlemonkey]

the jesus freaks have arrived

 

[musclemom]

the jesus freaks have arrived

Quick Puddles, do something!!! You have to save us!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Quick Puddles, do something!!! You have to save us!!!

No worries, I keep my pimp hand strong.

 

[ceo]

Jesus Saves!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

ok, which one of you assgoblins sent me this?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok weird, that shit does appear on google. lol

 

[ceo]

do it orb!

 

[puddlemonkey]

do it orb!

lol it's gotta be one of you bastids that sent it

 

[billfred]

gods are ficticious, God (Jesus Christ) is not.

What about Jacked Jesus??

 

[puddlemonkey]

What about Jacked Jesus??

Jacked Jesus is very real!!!

 

[BlueBird]

I've got the perfect pitch for you, Puddles:

"A Muybridge motion actor is forced into redundancy by the loss of a limb, but this three-legged dog finds renewed purpose through helping an 'unhinged, neurotic puppet' find it's discarded extremities."

...starring....Laney!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've got the perfect pitch for you, Puddles:

"A Muybridge motion actor is forced into redundancy by the loss of a limb, but this three-legged dog finds renewed purpose through helping an 'unhinged, neurotic puppet' find it's discarded extremities."

...starring....Laney!

I'm not trying to freak kids out.