I think Im going blind

[Austin316]

Too many things I should not have looked at today are destroying my vision ughhhhhhhhhhh

 

[biteme]

Too much jerking off? I've heard that will do it. That's why I lost my vision at 13. LOL

 

[Austin316]

haha dude I would have been blind years ago if that were true

 

[BOWTECH]

Too much jerking off? I've heard that will do it. That's why I lost my vision at 13. LOL

Now I know why I have a ponytail growing out of my palm!

 

[Raina]

Sometimes life is ugly.

 

[biteme]

Now I know why I have a ponytail growing out of my palm!

Shit dude, I've got an afro growing out of mine.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Sometimes life is ugly.

yeah it sucks when life gets ugly

but it REALLY sucks when your girlfriend gets ugly

 

[biteme]

yeah it sucks when life gets ugly

but it REALLY sucks when your girlfriend gets ugly

George is coming out with a cure. Ugly Cream. Rub it in and the ugliness instantly disappears. It comes free with a purchase of "The Ugly Guys Book On Getting Laid."

 

[GoldenDelicious]

George is coming out with a cure. Ugly Cream. Rub it in and the ugliness instantly disappears. It comes free with a purchase of "The Ugly Guys Book On Getting Laid."

i already have some.

its called "poison mixed with her makeup"

 

[Austin316]

speaking of non ugly, omg there were soooo many fucking hot girls at the bar tnight, and Im proud of myself for actually doing the exchange numbers thing with one of em, chicks going for a phd too, quality shit