I think I need a new handle. What about this?

[Freak Show]

Got it from the pop-up banner at the top of the page.
YOU SHALL NOW CALL ME "ORGASM FACILITATOR"

sincerely,
ORGASM FACILITATOR

 

[Jimsbbc]

Hahahaha!

 

[Freak Show]

Good one, Bob. I'm sure I really deserved that. You have such a pathetic existence. I pity you, really I do.

 

[mranderson]

great????

 

[satanic goatslayer]

How about "Mutilated Uterus"?