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I think I might start a gang

Nathan

Nathan

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I'm open to suggestions for names for the gang. Please nothing with the words "homos", "fags", or "cocksuckers". In fact, let's just stay away from anything that might even bring to mind penis-munching. While we're at it, I also need help in figuring out how to get people to join my gang and then do whatever I tell them without questioning my authority. I'm thinking if I wear really bright clothing and lots of it that might help since people will think I'm weird and probably crazy. My underlings will be all, "Don't fuck with that guy. In case you hadn't noticed, he's multi-hued."
I'll also need some sort of fancy weaponry, and it should definitely be eccentric as hell. I think what might even be best is if I were to get some sort of cyborg attachment wepaonry that's built right into my forearms. And I think I should wear chainmail because it's shiny and looks nice.
I'll need bitches. If I were attracted to hairy fat women then we'd definitely have some vicious scrappers in there but since I'm not I guess we'll have to do without. Instead, I'll opt for big tits, a tight ass, and of course a pretty face. Nothing less. Gang-leaders are pigs after all. I should know.

While I'm sure this post makes at least some sense, I have a feeling it's overall structure has been shabbily formed and for that I'm sorry. Don't worry though, I'll be appropriately reprimanded by the proper authorities. Namely, I'll go talk to my mom for a while until she calls me a moron. It won't take long.
 
So what mind altering substances do you have going through your head right now?





































what the hell, I'll join.
 
Ok, I'll join your gang, but only if I get cool cyborg weaponry also.
 
What type of initiation are we looking at to join this gang?

If were talking about shaving our scroutums, then im in.
 
Whoa. Whoa. Slow down there guys. I never said any of you could be in my gang. As far as I'm concerned you're all losers. I'm only kidding, sort of.
 
Once your gang is formed, let me know. Me an my fellow Peckerslappers will be waiting for you,tapping our hands with tire irons, on yonge street in toronto.
 
chaos mage said:
Once your gang is formed, let me know. Me an my fellow Peckerslappers will be waiting for you,tapping our hands with tire irons, on yonge street in toronto.
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Your gang is called the Peckerslappers? So, does that mean you guys just, like, slap each others peckers and stuff or what?
 
Nathan said:
Your gang is called the Peckerslappers? So, does that mean you guys just, like, slap each others peckers and stuff or what?
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They chose that name because there was already a gang called "The Reacharounders".
 
*The Tim Horton's* that's the perfect name for a gang in Canada....there's one of them on every street corner....just as there will be one of your gang members on every corner once you open chapters nationally. Don't worry about the lawyers from the coffee and doughnut franchise who currently uses that name bothering you either...I'm sure they'd be right honoured to have a street gang named after them.
 
supersizeme said:
can i not be in your gang or is that position already filled
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You can be in it but only because I'm sexually attracted to you both retardedly and whole-heartedly. I swear to Christ I didn't purposefully rhyme there.
 
Nathan said:
You can be in it but only because I'm sexually attracted to you both retardedly and whole-heartedly. I swear to Christ I didn't purposefully rhyme there.
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BRO you need to reread my post. now i totally don't want to be a part of this organization that much more
 
What is the intended purpose of the gang?

If it's just random violence, drug dealing and occasional buttsex then I'm not interested in joining.

But if it is something more inspiring like naked devil worshipping and hamster sex I could be swayed...
 
Lmao.
 
I may as well start an Elite police force to stop this gang stuff.


RADAR
 
RADAR said:
I may as well start an Elite police force to stop this gang stuff.


RADAR
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I have more firepower than most of the peeps on Elite, you better buy me off on your police force before I join this gang, or you might have a problem on your hands, especially if we grab up Manny78 as well.
 
From Zero said:
Only if a new Hunter Pegor is released.
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No shit, it is about time for a comeback of hunter pegor...

as for the gang, how bout the "canadian bacons"
 
SAGAT said:
you got that whole chainmail thing from Cyborg, i know you did. don't lie.
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That was easily one of the best movies ever made, if for no other reason then the wardrobes. Just good, quality entertainment as far as I'm concerned. I actually didn't have that movie in mind, but now that I do I'm thinking we should make this a futuristic gang. We could even build a spaceship and then go pillaging other space crews in the darkest recesses of the cosmos.
 
If you put up posters in the crack house areas of town promising free
drugs at all gang meeting, you would be set for joiners..

And they would never question you as long as you held the baggies..
 
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