I think I might have...

[rollergirl2]

Poison Ivy!
OMG, no no no no

 

[PICK3]

teh herp

 

[rollergirl2]

Just woke up. It is not poison ivy or the herp!
I was pulling weeds in my backyard and had a weird feeling about some weeds.
...had a suspicious itchyness on my wrist. But its gone today !!

Anyone ever phucking have it? It blows! I had it once and it lasted 6 weeks. Torture

 

[EarthRider]

nope

 

[misguided03]

sounds like a skin allergy to me i get it sometimes working outside if we have had alot of dust blowing. i have had posion ivy and oak when i fought wild fires it was horrible walking around in nomecs with my legs itching like a mother and that tenchu they give you sucks balls

 

[zwhit]

I've had it a couple times

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like alter to me

 

[bw1]

sounds like alter to me

Puddle?

 

[Strongbow]

I'm not allergic to teh ivy. Good thing here in the dirty south

 

[rollergirl2]

I'm not allergic to teh ivy. Good thing here in the dirty south

Lucky. Phucking sucks

 

[cuthroat]

I got some poison ivy on my legs and junk once when I was camping as a teen. It was pretty gay.

 

[Strongbow]

Gay sex in the woods never pays off lil boy scout

 

[misguided03]

Gay sex in the woods never pays off lil boy scout

Rofl

 

[rollergirl2]

I had last time during the worst month of the year...it was in the 100's and I was pregnant. Thought fo sho my babe was gunna be born with it

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

We have "poison oak" here. Little different same idea though.

Popwarner football back in the day. We get there early like always, all of us youngsters on the PeeWee team were playing out in the woods around the school doing the whole hide and seek stuff. Well we do this for about 2 hrs before teh game. Everything is fine that day. Wake up the next day and literally everypart of my body is covered in bumps itching like a motha phucker. The oils were in all my gear and spread everywhere during the game, FML x 10. Had to go to emergency room at that point, my throat was almost swollen shut eyes looked like I just got my ass beat. Sucky experience. I remember my cawck fucken itched so bad guddamn, bad jojo right there.

 

[trex74]

Just woke up. It is not poison ivy or the herp!
I was pulling weeds in my backyard and had a weird feeling about some weeds.
...had a suspicious itchyness on my wrist. But its gone today !!

Anyone ever phucking have it? It blows! I had it once and it lasted 6 weeks. Torture

Leaves of three, let them be
Never had it, but a few friends of mine have and it is really nasty looking.

 

[Strongbow]

After reading this thread my right nut is red and itchy.

 

[rollergirl2]

Transfer of symptoms !
My boss had it last week and I had to give her a shot in the ass to help with her symptoms.
That's another reason I was thinkin I had it!!
Even though I know it doesn't spread that way

 

[Strongbow]

I would like for you to give me a shot in teh ass. My right cheek bleeds so do my left, and check me for a hernia while you inject.

 

[zwhit]

I would like for you to give me a shot in teh ass. My right cheek bleeds so do my left, and check me for a hernia while you inject.

ololol might as well get the prostate checked while you're at it

 

[Strongbow]

ololol might as well get the prostate checked while you're at it

Leave my asshole out of this Leroy.

 

[rollergirl2]

I think he is talking inguinal hernia