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I survived!!!

toga22

toga22

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Well my parents made a surprize visit to the gym this morning.... You know it is amazing no matter how old you are...sometimes your parents still make you feel like you are 16, and just got caught sneaking out of the house...

I was teaching when they showed up...My mom's first comment, in her never very quiet voice, was "OMG...look what you are wearing? Put some clothes on.."
And then she rattled into a conversation of "nice girls don't need to go gallavanting....blah, blah, blah" My dad, at this point, had already tuned my mom out and was scoping out the ladies in my class...lol

Comment 2...Always predictable..."Have you been eating?"..(pointing to my abs) I can see your ribs..that does not look very healthy. And I can see the veins popping out of your arms..:rolleyes: My dad at this point, knows it is time to add something to the conversation..."Yeah "toga" you look great....Ummm, It was your mom's idea to come here."

Comment 3...My mother, even though she is in her 50's is a hard core flirt..and I think she still thinks she is 25...

"well, running around in clothes like that...you would think that you would be able to find yourself a boyfriend." (she winks at my co-worker) and says "what about this fine looking boy...have you dated him?" :rolleyes:

What a long day...lol!! I need a tall glass of Captain!!

~toga
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OMG!! that's a great story.. I think it is one omst people can relate to.

My mom sounds like your mom.. you're getting too big.. you need to eat more your skin is too thin.. you spend too much time at the gym... it can't be healthy..

and it has a broken record effect... I hear it everytime I see her.
 
That sounds like something my mom would do! How embarrassing. I bet you look good in those tight spandex! Yum! :)
 
Toga,

My entire family is overweight except for myself and my dad....and I get the same thing.....I also get this "why do you take all those pills? If you can't do it on your own then it isn't worth doing it"...they were amnios and liver tabs

This is what I do to get back at my mom...I call her by her mother's name...she hates it!
 
toga22 said:
"Have you been eating?"..(pointing to my abs) I can see your ribs..that does not look very healthy. And I can see the veins popping out of your arms..
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ok, now..ID love to see your abs, and your veins..and so on :D
 
Austin316 said:
lol awww poor baby, you should tell them ur waiting on a big bowl of soup and will eat then :)
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Haha...Austin!!

Ummm...btw, do you deliver? :D

Mr. Muscle & Jimsbcc...You want to see my "ribs" and veins...lol :shocked:

~toga
:angel:
 
Yep Ive got the whole soup to go, be there in 30 minutes or less or u get as much soup as you want free
 
I made the mistake of coming to my Dad's once with my workout clothes on.(adidas pants and matching shirt with tennis shoes on).

I usually wear jeans and work boots everywhere.. so my Dad see me and asks me why I am dressed like that. I told him I went to the gym to work out.. he says.."With weights?" I told him. "Yeah Dad.. what did you think?" and he says to me..."You look like you were at one of those fucking fag bath houses!!"

that was the last time I ever dressed like that in front of my old man. Now I work out in Levis and CATS.
 
toga22 said:
Well my parents made a surprize visit to the gym this morning.... You know it is amazing no matter how old you are...sometimes your parents still make you feel like you are 16, and just got caught sneaking out of the house...

I was teaching when they showed up...My mom's first comment, in her never very quiet voice, was "OMG...look what you are wearing? Put some clothes on.."

What a long day...lol!! I need a tall glass of Captain!!

~toga
:angel:
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So you teach arobics in the nude?

Can I come to your next class.:p :o

Sounds like fun.:angel:
 
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big4life said:



So you teach arobics in the nude?

Can I come to your next class.:p :o

Sounds like fun.:angel:
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Haha...private sessions are by appointment only Sweetie!! :D

I always have a few hours reserved especially for you though!!

Dballer....Levis and CATS...Haha!! That is great!! :)

~toga
:angel:
 
I just think it's odd your father calls you "toga" does he make the quote signs with his hands?

:)
 
Austin316 said:
that works as well, u can get an all u can eat buffet for the mere price of ummm nothing!! lol
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All you can eat buffet?!? SOLD!! :p

I will be expecting you in 30 minutes...and don't make any plans until AT LEAST tommorrow...I am starving...lol

~toga
:angel:
 
Babe, I think we might have the same mom. :) Wich would make us related...ewww...I wanna do icky things to my sister, I tihnk there's something wrong with me.

;)
 
Taps said:
Babe, I think we might have the same mom. :) Wich would make us related...ewww...I wanna do icky things to my sister, I tihnk there's something wrong with me.

;)
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Nah, nothing wrong with you......


......just means that you're southern.;)


wait a minute, I'm southern....... Never mind what I said before, you are one sick puppy, yeah that's it. sick, sick puppy. :D
 
VicTusDeuS said:
I bet you look like one of the village people dressed like that. The construction worker one....Y....M...C...A
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without the molester mustache.
 
dballer said:


without the molester mustache.
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:FRlol:

Don't feel bad Toga everytime I see my mom she asks me why I'm so fat... even at 9%bf or at 15% it is all the same to her. In her culture men are supposed to be skinny and lean. the worst thing is she equates strength with height, not muscle... So when moving my stuff to go back to college she told me that I couldn't lift the portable fridger by myself and have some one strong like my friend Jim help. By the way Jim is 6'0" at 170lbs and to be a dick he was telling my mom I get out of breath just walking, all that did was make it worst..... Parents need to get a clue....
 
Toga....it doesn't get any better with age....

I'm 40 and still get nagged on by my mom....my parents visited us this weekend and my mom said "you have those little narrow hips now and big wide shoulders and it just looks WEIRD!"

I smiled and said "It's better than being the other way round! little shoulders and wide hips!"

She hates my muscles....but then she and I did dinner together just us without dad, my hubby and son....and the waitress came over and said another waitress thought i looked awesome and wanted to know how much i benched....my mom went back and told my dad....so maybe she will eventually come around....
 
Great stories sheez_ripped and Lord Suton!! :)

You are a brave lady sheez_ripped...I can't imagine ever going out to eat with my mom...(I try to avoid pain...lol) :rolleyes:

~toga
:angel:
 
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Cornholio, lol!!

You know that I would suck on your...oh, nevermind!! :D

~toga
:angel:
 
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toga22 said:
Cornholio, lol!!

You know that I would suck on your...oh, nevermind!! :D

~toga
:angel:
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....by ALL means please pm me with the rest of that thought....;)
 
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