I sometimes wish I weren't so horny.

[biteme]

Can't even go to bed without feeling the need to whack it. And I'm dead tired.

 

[perkele]

Your breasts are huge.

 

[mrplunkey]

I can relate. It makes me wonder who's really in charge. I personally think my dick is, and he's just projecting the illusion for me that I'm actually making choices based on free will.

 

[biteme]

Your breasts are huge.

They'd make for one heck of a meal. Lots of meat on them breasts.

 

[biteme]

I can relate. It makes me wonder who's really in charge. I personally think my dick is, and he's just projecting the illusion for me that I'm actually making choices based on free will.

LMAO. I know what you mean.

 

[perkele]

They'd make for one heck of a meal. Lots of meat on them breasts.

I was too horny to think about it that way but sure.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Don't worry. You will wish you were hornier before too long.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the solution to your problem: http://www.tooled-up.com/artwork/ProdImage/G50228.jpg

 

[Testosterone boy]

the solution to your problem: http://www.tooled-up.com/artwork/ProdImage/G50228.jpg

Yea...I have recommended that biteme take up gardening as well.

I'd get a wheelbarrow and a rota tiller first though. Have to make the ground suitable before trimming is needed.

 

[foreigngirl]

lol @ biteme making this kind of thread at least once a week

 

[victoria978]

Can't even go to bed without feeling the need to whack it. And I'm dead tired.

What are you crying about? In a few years you'll be complaining that Mr. Winky won't stand and salute anymore! Be happy it's functional. Get a woman and solve that personal problem of yours.

 

[Frisky]

Can't even go to bed without feeling the need to whack it. And I'm dead tired.

honey that makes two of us

nothing wrong with being horny though.... all i need is a wedding cake and ill be cured

 

[biteme]

What are you crying about? In a few years you'll be complaining that Mr. Winky won't stand and salute anymore! Be happy it's functional. Get a woman and solve that personal problem of yours.

You have no idea. I do have a woman that I see about 3 or 4 days a week. I'll never have that problem you mentioned. Not until I'm on my death bed and I'll still be hoping the nurse gives me some. If she's hot that is.

 

[Beachbum1546]

I finished a cycle recently and now in the PCT hell. I haven't been horny in about two weeks. Makes my penis sad.

 

[biteme]

honey that makes two of us

nothing wrong with being horny though.... all i need is a wedding cake and ill be cured

I don't think you and I would get out of the bed much.

 

[Frisky]

I don't think you and I would get out of the bed much.

 

[victoria978]

You have no idea. I do have a woman that I see about 3 or 4 days a week. I'll never have that problem you mentioned. Not until I'm on my death bed and I'll still be hoping the nurse gives me some. If she's hot that is.

Envision this.....(this is intended to be a libido stopper) If you're still horny after this - you're hopeless.

An old wrinkly 99 year woman with loose skin hanging from all over stripping in front of you. As she bends over to show you her bare ass, huge, red, shit ecrusted, fist size hemeriods stare back at you and practically wave at you.

I used to work in multiple nursing homes, so I have seen this scenerio played out before my eyes. I'm scarred for life. I see it in vicious nightmares!!!