I Saw An Ass Last Night That........

[NJjuice22]

God himself must have molded, it was one of those asses you just stare at in amazement and wonder how a for the most part petite girl could have such a huge amount of muscle on her backside...she was a bartender...she musta been like 5'6 120lbs ...it was like if you took J-lo's ass and made it tighter and stuck it out even more..it was the nicest round ass I have ever seen in my life and i have seen a plenty. to top it off she had a nice rack and a cute face. I wish i had a camera phone..this ass made Vida Guerras look like a wide flabby piece of crap.wow...that ass definetly deserved its own thread. also my explanation doesnt do it justice and if you werent there to see it with your own eyes..you could never even contimplate an ass like that in your feeble human mind.

 

[swole]

I got a boner from reading that

 

[jackangel]

would mike tyson call it ludicrous?

 

[NJjuice22]

would mike tyson call it ludicrous?

he definetly woulda say


"dats looodacrith"

 

[Buddy_Christ]

This thread is worthless without pics. Therefore this is a worthless thread and should've never been created.

I want my click back.

 

[NJjuice22]

This thread is worthless without pics. Therefore this is a worthless thread and should've never been created.

I want my click back.

a camera could not capture the magnituted of the perfectness.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im gunna have to label this thread BS untill pics are provided as evidence

 

[DieselGunz]

This thread is worthless without pics. Therefore this is a worthless thread and should've never been created.

I want my click back.

just what i was thinking

 

[sublime35]

I got a boner from reading that

Me too! boooiiinngg

 

[Gambino]

njjuice should be a trashy novel writer

 

[Dunk]

would you have "my location'ed" her?

 

[NJjuice22]

would you have "my location'ed" her?

hell yea...that ass probably shits out whip cream it was so fine.

 

[seizer]

hell yea...that ass probably shits out whip cream it was so fine.

lmao, sounds intense dude

 

[Beachbum1546]

better than the argentinian chick keyra? http://www.astroass.com/

 

[NJjuice22]

better than the argentinian chick keyra? http://www.astroass.com/

dude...thats a nice ass on keyra, but i see those on a daily basis...this girl from last night was on a whole other level.

 

[1_more_rep]

God himself must have molded, it was one of those asses you just stare at in amazement and wonder how a for the most part petite girl could have such a huge amount of muscle on her backside...she was a bartender...she musta been like 5'6 120lbs ...it was like if you took J-lo's ass and made it tighter and stuck it out even more..it was the nicest round ass I have ever seen in my life and i have seen a plenty. to top it off she had a nice rack and a cute face. I wish i had a camera phone..this ass made Vida Guerras look like a wide flabby piece of crap.wow...that ass definetly deserved its own thread. also my explanation doesnt do it justice and if you werent there to see it with your own eyes..you could never even contimplate an ass like that in your feeble human mind.

you were at a bar...you were probably drunk and imagining a very hot bartender with the greatest ass in the world...was probably a guy bartender who had a beer belly that folded in on itself a little bit and you thought it was an ass

 

[JayC9]

better than the argentinian chick keyra? http://www.astroass.com/

i was speaking to this Argentinian guy and the subject quickly got onto his hometown girls, i've no idea if he was pulling my leg or not but he told me that in Argentina a womans ass is all important, it's her status symbol and that they have gyms completely devoted to training their asses? who knows? got my curiosity going.....

 

[Gambino]

i was speaking to this Argentinian guy and the subject quickly got onto his hometown girls, i've no idea if he was pulling my leg or not but he told me that in Argentina a womans ass is all important, it's her status symbol and that they have gyms completely devoted to training their asses? who knows? got my curiosity going.....

I've been to argentina and can attest to the fabled female argentine ass...even the ugly gals got nice booties

 

[bigbair]

I'm looking for my passport this instant. I luv a fine bootay.

 

[Beachbum1546]

i was speaking to this Argentinian guy and the subject quickly got onto his hometown girls, i've no idea if he was pulling my leg or not but he told me that in Argentina a womans ass is all important, it's her status symbol and that they have gyms completely devoted to training their asses? who knows? got my curiosity going.....

i found that to be very hot.

 

[NJjuice22]

that chick keyra has a nice ass..its shaped well..but it has nowhere near the mass that i would call a "sick booty"..i live around alot of spanish chicks..i see 16yr olds with asses that blow keyras out of the water.

 

[2ez]

I see you are in the Garden State. My daughter has a gymnastics coach there that has an incredible ass like you described bro.

each cheek moves by itself without an ounce of fat though. She is from Brazil. Got caught last week trying to take a pic of it.

 

[monstermmf]

I see you are in the Garden State. My daughter has a gymnastics coach there that has an incredible ass like you described bro.

each cheek moves by itself without an ounce of fat though. She is from Brazil. Got caught last week trying to take a pic of it.

LOL