i rule (well sorta- advice needed)

[Yarg!]

ok bros and ladies, i was out running errands today for mommy dearest. well, this girl im seein gis not putting out and so everythings been going on a downward spiral- it wont be much longer. so ive been browsing the aisles so to speak, and today on this what i thought would be a boring errand, i saw this hot blonde chick. she was an 8.5-9/10 (18/10 if you have perk's "standards"). so i was like "whatever.. you only live once." and went up to her. I started with

"i know you are supposed to start off one of these things with a compliment, but im sure youve heard every single one in the book."
and she kinda looks perplexed (she is blonde, so i gave her a moment to digest it) then she smiled and blushed. about 3 seconds after this kick off i went
"my name is yarg!" and offered my hand. she took it, and said her name. then all improvising, i went "thats a beautiful name. but youve probably heard that one already." and she giggled. we talked briefly , like what shes doing in the mall (shopping), and she asked what i was doing, and i said errands and what not. needless to say i got her number. i went to go somewhere with this. but what do i say to her??? this is the first time ive picked up random hotties, since i am underage for bars and shit. for all my previous dates, ive known them thru school or friends. so right now im clueless as to what to say to her, and how to get her to go out. comeon , some of you guys have experience with picking up women. wheres fonz when you need him ??

 

[cwc73]

I think evensteve is whom you need to talk to.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Props for a cold approach.

 

[Basic_wonder]

werd ....

 

[Sub-Zero]

uv already done all the hardstuff

she thinks your balsy and bold so you have total control

i have no idea what to say, but dont fuck it up man,

im guessing as long as u have the same air of superiority and confidence like u did when u approached her, it dont matter what u say- just grab her by the reins and ride that baby--riiide it (and post pics)

 

[slickdadd]

Nice work dude. Lame intros, surprised she went for it, but still, you came out ahead. Hard part over, now call her and shoot the shit. Then have sexual intercourse with her.

You're welcome.

 

[strangebrew]

She sounds like a fucking moron.

I'd hit it.

 

[pintoca]

that takes some balls... props to you!!! Gamwinny should learn from this thread... together with Tuc and evansteve... hell, Sublime, you might even get laid if you follow suit

 

[Raina]

Just call her. There's no need to overthink things. She's just another person and she'll probably be nervous too. Just be yourself. No lines needed. Talk to her a bit, figure out what she likes, make a date.

 

[redguru]

You actually said my name is Yarg?

 

[Dunk]

You actually said my name is Yarg?

lol

 

[patsfan1379]

Yarg!!! (Bobcat Goldthwait Voice)

 

[Yarg!]

encouragement is awesome, but i need more advice though- im still a nervous wreck. thanks though!

 

[squatpuke]

Did you see that movie "Hitch"?

Some good advice there....stay away from the "q-tip...q-tip....throw it away" move if you ever dance with her.

No seriously, just take it slow....ask her out for coffee or better yet, ice cream (Cold Stone)...get to know her a little better and let her get to know you.