I remember my very first time.

[George Spellwin]

I remember my very first time. No, not that. I'm talking about my
first time trying to inject myself. It was equally as scary as the
"other" first time but not nearly as pleasurable. At any rate, both
experiences were over in a couple of seconds.

To many bodybuilders experienced in steroid use, shooting up is a
walk in the park. But if you've never taken the plunge, so to
speak, the idea of stabbing yourself and flooding your bloodstream
with a substance you bought from some guy who you know only as "Big
Lou", can be a little frightening to say the least.

In this edition of Elite Fitness News, we've printed Nelson
Montana's Guide to Painless Injections. Whether you're a newbie, a
novice, a girlie-girl like me, or a veritable veteran at the fine
art of what amounts to anabolic hari-kari, there are a few tricks
which can make the experience a lot less painful. In fact, self
injection should be pain-less.

To read all about self injections, please go to:

http://www.elitefitness.com/articledata/efn/121703.html

Or just click on the Announcement at the top of the page.

 

[satchboogie]

totally can relate my man.

good info for newbies.

 

[Boulder257]

great read...puts everything I have heard on one piece of paper. Thanks!

 

[George Spellwin]

Who here wants to tell us about their very first time?

 

[OXANDRIN]

Who here wants to tell us about their very first time?

I had a 3cc 1.5 inch 22g with 1 cc/ml of Sustenon 250mg/ml. My hand was shaking and when i finally poked it in, there was a poping sound and a little pinch after that i felt the oil being pressed inside me. it was weird and i didn't look forward to my next injection.

 

[Stangfriik]

Ok I'll bite.


I have always been afraid of needles. My mom used to have 4 nurses hold me down b/c I hated them so much as a kid. I knew I had to get over it but the entire concept blew my mind. The needle looked like it was 6" long and as big as a pencil. I sat myself on the couch, straightened out my leg, then just stared at the place where I was gonna inject.

So I'm sitting there......sitting there........counting 1,2,3, go!. No go. 1,2,3, go!. No go. At this point I'm shaking like a leaf. My fiancee is sitting there calling me a big baby so I say to her, "I wanna see you stick this harpoon in your leg". I just said fuck it I'm doing this. Counted 1,2,3 go! Broke the skin and what do ya know? I hit a fucking nerve. My leg jump about 6" in the air and now I'm left even more scared than I already was and still had to inject.

After about 15 minutes, I decided to try again. Moved the placement a little and slowly inserted the needle. This time it was nice and painless. I took it out and thought to myself, I just shot 250mg of testosterone. After that, it was smooth sailing. I even looked forward to the next shot.

 

[hardrock]

My first was something called "Testolent". got it from a buddy. Me and a friend did 1 amp a week. First injection was in my left delt. Mine didn't hurt too bad, but his we could not get to break the skin. Everythim we did it hurt like hell. Finally after making a pin cushion of his shoulder we switched to the other one. Went in like butter. later stepped on an amp and found out it was peanut oil.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Who here wants to tell us about their very first time?

It was with my current wife, about 3 years ago, when we were just going out. She is a certified Medical Assistant, one night she wanted to play nurse with me. It was her first time as well, I mean she had plenty of practice with fruits and stuff (that’s what they used in school), but never with a real person. She sat on the bed, I stood near her and pulled my pants down to my knees then my boxers. She told me to turn around and bend over…

From that point on, I let her take control. She was nervous and shaking a little bit, so was I, but she was lovingly gentle, yet firm. It hurt a little bit going in when it broke the tissue, but I got an almost erotic satisfaction knowing that all the precious fluids were being injected deep inside(the muscle that is). A little bit of blood squirted out when she withdrew but I knew that was to be expected. My wife has been giving me all of my shots ever since then.

 

[hardrock]

It was with my current wife, about 3 years ago, when we were just going out. She is a certified Medical Assistant, one night she wanted to play nurse with me. It was her first time as well, I mean she had plenty of practice with fruits and stuff (that’s what they used in school), but never with a real person. She sat on the bed, I stood near her and pulled my pants down to my knees then my boxers. She told me to turn around and bend over…

From that point on, I let her take control. She was nervous and shaking a little bit, so was I, but she was lovingly gentle, yet firm. It hurt a little bit going in when it broke the tissue, but I got an almost erotic satisfaction knowing that all the precious fluids were being injected deep inside(the muscle that is). A little bit of blood squirted out when she withdrew but I knew that was to be expected. My wife has been giving me all of my shots ever since then.

Dude. Up until the end of that I thought there would be mention of a strap on.LOL

 

[WODIN]

Those damn cattle implant guns hurt like hell.

 

[CipherLock]

My wife has been giving me all of my shots ever since then.

Nuff said, we know who wears the pants.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well at least we know who the alter was that posted the
Injection into his KNOT thread was from..

 

[powerslave]

I remember while holding the pin getting ready to inject, I had a "moment of reflection" or "moment of clarity". Then while depressing the plunger thinking damn this is hard to do. I was using a 25g pin.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

A friend injected me the first two or three times...

 

[hellorhih2o]

Jeez, what's the big deal? I'm HORRIFIED of going to the dentist and I HATE IVs but a dinky needle up yer ass? C'mon... I've accidentally (yes, accidentally) poked myself with an 18g draw needle and even that wasn’t all that bad (although I’ll never do it again).

Girlie-girl George, I’d much rater hear about THAT first time. Screw the needles, give us some juicy stuff. C’mon now. Be a sport.

 

[jerkbox]

needles never bothered me.....not even when I got about 30 shots of novacaine into the roots of all my wisdom teeth before they ripped them out of my mouth while I was awake.....

 

[George Spellwin]

Jeez, what's the big deal? I'm HORRIFIED of going to the dentist and I HATE IVs but a dinky needle up yer ass? C'mon... I've accidentally (yes, accidentally) poked myself with an 18g draw needle and even that wasn’t all that bad (although I’ll never do it again).

Girlie-girl George, I’d much rater hear about THAT first time. Screw the needles, give us some juicy stuff. C’mon now. Be a sport.

Ok, here it is...

Let me come clean here, I love hot girls (and beautiful women) and I love sex. I guess you could say I'm a player. I'm not bragging, but I get more sex than I can handle, and I can handle an awful lot! But it surprises me to hear myself say, "I'm a player" because when it comes to attracting women, for the longest time, nobody was playing with me at all! But more on my getting off to a very slow start in a sec.

If you will spend a few minutes reading this letter, I'll show you how you can get more sex than you can handle too. And I mean good sex - you'll be hooking up with perfect 10s, not the 2s or 3s most guys get.

If you're completely satisfied with the quantity and quality of the girls you're having sex with, or if you don't like having sex with beautiful women, or if you believe there's something morally wrong with being a master of seduction, then you should stop reading right now. However, if you're like me, and you think you might like to become a player and you want lots of sex with beautiful girls, then read on, I think you'll find this remarkable!

Before I tell you more about becoming a player, I need to come clean about another thing or two. Like I said, I have not always been a player. You see, back when I was in college, quite a few years ago now, I was the classic nerd. I was a little overweight, of average looks, and definitely not cool. In fact, I'm sure that my lack of popularity and poor self-esteem is what led me to learn all I could about bodybuilding. I was never sexy like a Calvin Klein model, but I got pretty buff and I had more self esteem than I did before I started working out.

Although I had a good body, one thing I was not proud of and one thing that I am still embarrassed about even today is that I was not getting laid! Go ahead and laugh if you want, I was a virgin well into my 20's (ouch!). Of course I told my buddies about all kinds of sex that I was having, but none of it was true (so please don't you tell anybody either!). I looked about as good as the other guys, but when it came to girls, I just wasn't getting any. Zero, Nada, None! While there were a few guys in college who were getting as much as they could handle, and most of the guys were hooking up at least once in a while, the only body givein me any good lovein was myself!

Read more...

 

[XBiker]

Make sure you run right over to this site.

www.spotinjections.com

 

[hellorhih2o]

Ok, here it is...

Let me come clean here, I love hot girls (and beautiful women) and I love sex. I guess you could say I'm a player. I'm not bragging, but I get more sex than I can handle, and I can handle an awful lot! But it surprises me to hear myself say, "I'm a player" because when it comes to attracting women, for the longest time, nobody was playing with me at all! But more on my getting off to a very slow start in a sec.

If you will spend a few minutes reading this letter, I'll show you how you can get more sex than you can handle too. And I mean good sex - you'll be hooking up with perfect 10s, not the 2s or 3s most guys get.

If you're completely satisfied with the quantity and quality of the girls you're having sex with, or if you don't like having sex with beautiful women, or if you believe there's something morally wrong with being a master of seduction, then you should stop reading right now. However, if you're like me, and you think you might like to become a player and you want lots of sex with beautiful girls, then read on, I think you'll find this remarkable!

Before I tell you more about becoming a player, I need to come clean about another thing or two. Like I said, I have not always been a player. You see, back when I was in college, quite a few years ago now, I was the classic nerd. I was a little overweight, of average looks, and definitely not cool. In fact, I'm sure that my lack of popularity and poor self-esteem is what led me to learn all I could about bodybuilding. I was never sexy like a Calvin Klein model, but I got pretty buff and I had more self esteem than I did before I started working out.

Although I had a good body, one thing I was not proud of and one thing that I am still embarrassed about even today is that I was not getting laid! Go ahead and laugh if you want, I was a virgin well into my 20's (ouch!). Of course I told my buddies about all kinds of sex that I was having, but none of it was true (so please don't you tell anybody either!). I looked about as good as the other guys, but when it came to girls, I just wasn't getting any. Zero, Nada, None! While there were a few guys in college who were getting as much as they could handle, and most of the guys were hooking up at least once in a while, the only body givein me any good lovein was myself!

Read more...

Dang! I really didn't expect you to reply. I was just busting your balls but you definitely deserve credit for going for it.

And anyone who admits to his or her past or present insecurities is on my good guy/gal list.

 

[canadianhitman]

My first time was a shot of Omnadren 250 in the right butt-cheek. I had done my homework, so it was flawless. I wasn't at all afraid (well, maybe just a tiny bit) and had the good sense to exhale and take my weight off of my right leg, allowing the right cheek to relax completely. I darted quickly and smoothly, and didn't flinch. Perfect shot....and I've been doing them without problems for years.

 

[hellorhih2o]

Dang agin! I just got mega karma from Georgie "da player" Spellwin. Does that mean something wonderful for me? Do I have special powers now? Should I go out and try to get laid tonight? Or just buy a lotto ticket?

 

[George Spellwin]

Dang agin! I just got mega karma from Georgie "da player" Spellwin. Does that mean something wonderful for me? Do I have special powers now? Should I go out and try to get laid tonight? Or just buy a lotto ticket?

Yes, tonight you will get laid -- report back tomorrow grasshopper.

 

[Pamela]

You really wouldn't believe it, if I told you.

 

[canadianhitman]

Yes, tonight you will get laid -- report back tomorrow grasshopper.

If that's the effect it has, PLEEEEASE hit me up, too!!!!

 

[hellorhih2o]

Yes, tonight you will get laid -- report back tomorrow grasshopper.

I'm geting laid tonight!

Guys, guys, guys, I'm gettling laid tonight!! George said so!!

 

[jerkbox]

sweet, i got karma too....

 

[George Spellwin]

You really wouldn't believe it, if I told you.

Tell us! Did something special happen to you when I last gave you Karma?

 

[Pamela]

Tell us! Did something special happen to you when I last gave you Karma?

The very first time.

I had someone to come into my office and I unbutton my dress and slipped it down my back and just enough to show my hips.

Was that you?






Thanks George.. Something I will always remember!

 

[George Spellwin]

Any time!

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Hey, George...hit me too! I need some of that magical guaranteed-to-get-you-laid karma!

Oh, btw, my first time injecting (glutes) was simple and painless...I had done my homework. My first time shooting into my quads was another story altogether....

 

[hellorhih2o]

Geroge, READ YOUR EMAIL. You HAVE TO!!

 

[JohnnyMolson]

OMG....this karma from George thing really does work!!! I got a surprise BJ from the wife in the shower today, right out of the blue!!! George, you da man with the magic karma!!!