I really cant decide whether to go out and get drunk tonight....

[juicy fruit]

Okay, theres a party. Where all my college guy friends are going to. However the chances of Attractive females that I will be interested will be slim (I am picky). It's a 15 minute drive to get there, and I will probably want to drink, however not get drunk because I never do that, a few beers just to get buzzed, chug water, and drive home when I sober up.

Upsides:
Might get laid (doubtful though)
Will have some fun since I barely go out anymore
Will hang out with friends
Will get buzzed and get my mind off things.

Downsides:
Have to drive there
I am kinda tired and kinda sick
Will have to drive home with alcohol in my blood (or i can just crash there but i hate sleeping in others beds)


What to do, what to do?

Oh and dont give me your pussy shit about not drinking and driving, i'd be driving home with a legal limit in me, maybe a little bit more, but who gives a fuck, I drive fine, dicksticks.

 

[MassiveGunz]

bro theres beer and pusssy whats the problem

go get lit the fuk up like thes status of libirty. id probly hit some heavy ded before goin just to get apump though

readin shit lik this make me wish i was back in grades school

 

[Big Brother Val]

Okay, theres a party. Where all my college guy friends are going to. However the chances of Attractive females that I will be interested will be slim (I am picky). It's a 15 minute drive to get there, and I will probably want to drink, however not get drunk because I never do that, a few beers just to get buzzed, chug water, and drive home when I sober up.

Upsides:
Might get laid (doubtful though)
Will have some fun since I barely go out anymore
Will hang out with friends
Will get buzzed and get my mind off things.

Downsides:
Have to drive there
I am kinda tired and kinda sick
Will have to drive home with alcohol in my blood (or i can just crash there but i hate sleeping in others beds)


What to do, what to do?

Oh and dont give me your pussy shit about not drinking and driving, i'd be driving home with a legal limit in me, maybe a little bit more, but who gives a fuck, I drive fine, dicksticks.

Don't care if you drunk and drive?

My brother's boy was killed by a guy like you.

Would I love to meet YOU in a parking lot.

 

[Latamier]

Beer and pussy make a good combo. Even though I'm mid cycle i'd go if I could.

 

[juicy fruit]

Re: Re: I really cant decide whether to go out and get drunk tonight....

Don't care if you drunk and drive?

My brother's boy was killed by a guy like you.

Would I love to meet YOU in a parking lot.

I knew one of you idiots would spurt in with a comment like this..

I'm sorry for your brother's boy. Wake up and smell the coffee though, I didn't kill him. There's a legal limit for a reason. You people that have run into an unfortunate incident with alcohol and driving (i.e. losing a loved one) tend to get your dildo strings in a twist and blame it on us guys that are just trying to have a good time. I'm not the one getting hammered and driving. I have a few drinks, down some water, feel sober, and drive. This is the real world, shit happens, not just with alcohol, cell phones, not paying attention, old geezers who dont know how to drive period, etc. So dont go dripping your pussy juice onto me because I'll stick my dick in that roast beef of a vagina your spewing it out of.

 

[juicy fruit]

bro theres beer and pusssy whats the problem

go get lit the fuk up like thes status of libirty. id probly hit some heavy ded before goin just to get apump though

readin shit lik this make me wish i was back in grades school

Reading how you type makes me assured that you ARE in grade school.

Nevertheless, getting pumps before going out is pretty cool, even though I feel like a complete idiot doing it.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Did you know over 50% of all auto related fatalities are because of DUIs.

I don't even know anyone that has fallen victim to this, but I'm offended as hell.

 

[Mad4Iron]

50%? I doubt that.

I fucking don't go out much because of the bullshit so I aint defending it.
JF,I'd fucking drive ya man.15 min for a party,ya fucking nuts?

Mad

 

[juicy fruit]

50%? I doubt that.

I fucking don't go out much because of the bullshit so I aint defending it.
JF,I'd fucking drive ya man.15 min for a party,ya fucking nuts?

Mad

Lets go broly. I'm tellin ya, the bitches at my school are nasty though, I cant even look at them, especially at this house. I dont know, im just a picky and pessimistic motherfucker!

 

[juicy fruit]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Did you know over 50% of all auto related fatalities are because of DUIs.

I don't even know anyone that has fallen victim to this, but I'm offended as hell.

Why dont you cry about it?

I dont mean to be a dick, but I'm sure you didn't mean to be a vagina like you were by those comments either.