I pulled a goneliftin tonight

[chewyxrage]

Yes, I stole a barstool. Call me classless, call me whatever you want.

All I know is that I had people cheering me on the walk home... I held the barstool up for victory right as a cop was rolling by....

Randomly some car a turn and speed by him, DUI I'm sure, but I had the frat boy's praises. My life is complete.

It's easier than you think

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did someone hit you with that barstool, cause you're not making any sense.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh, I get it, you actually stole it. I thought you just took someone seat when they went to the bathroom or something.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Good job bro!

 

[jestro]

I remember being so drunk I got retarded. Good times brolly, good times.

 

[nimbus]

my house at school used to have 3 booths from applebees

 

[biteme]

Thieves! You make the rest of us pay higher prices because of your thievery.

 

[chewyxrage]

Thieves! You make the rest of us pay higher prices because of your thievery.

I got compensation for those weak ass drinks

 

[Lestat]

uh

 

[chewyxrage]

my house at school used to have 3 booths from applebees

Not even going to ask about that one...

 

[string_bean00]

I feel like I need to also do this now

 

[puddlemonkey]

I feel like I need to also do this now

Not a bad idea, it will certainly be a change for you, taking a bar stool home instead of a fat chick.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah I said it

 

[string_bean00]

ive only done one fattie in my life (well one certified one, a couple other questionables...)


i would do more if they would throw themseleves at me at hte right times

 

[puddlemonkey]

ive only done one fattie in my life (well one certified one, a couple other questionables...)


i would do more if they would throw themseleves at me at hte right times

lol, then why do I see everyone giving you shit about fat chicks?

 

[string_bean00]

lol, then why do I see everyone giving you shit about fat chicks?

because of my very low standards at times


standards for a round are low

standards to date, high

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a chair that was stolen from a bar on Sullivan St. in NY, new year's eve 1983. I was there against my will with a bunch of my roommate's friends. The girl from "Flashdance" was there (Jennifer something?) and one of those drunk kids said this was the chair she was sitting in all night. I didn't realize he had snagged it until we were riding the subway home, and he kept picking it up and sniffing the seat.

 

[jnevin]

I was hoping for a broken toilet box squat story, but noice one.

 

[puddlemonkey]

because of my very low standards at times


standards for a round are low

standards to date, high

Very few date worthy wimmens left, been a long time since I've taken a women home to meet mom.

 

[heatherrae]

ive only done one fattie in my life (well one certified one, a couple other questionables...)


i would do more if they would throw themseleves at me at hte right times

 

[string_bean00]

pregnant != fattie

 

[jh1]

pregnant != fattie

Would you hit the prego?

I couldn't get past the mental issue of someone else's babie up in there.

 

[string_bean00]

Would you hit the prego?

I couldn't get past the mental issue of someone else's babie up in there.

some pregos are pretty attractive for some reason, dunno why. it's primal

 

[MichaelScott]

maybe do a little third input then

 

[jh1]

maybe do a little third input then

even worse.


SB = when the was prego it was cute to me, and she was still hot - but still tiny tiny as well. It's the thought of someone else's junk...

I'd feel like I was sharing space, even worse than double pen in the same orrifice.

OMG. No can do.

 

[string_bean00]

even worse.


SB = when the was prego it was cute to me, and she was still hot - but still tiny tiny as well. It's the thought of someone else's junk...

I'd feel like I was sharing space, even worse than double pen in the same orrifice.

OMG. No can do.

You think too much man. Just let your cock do the thinking

 

[Mr. dB]

some pregos are pretty attractive for some reason, dunno why. it's primal

One thing's for sure, you don't have to worry about them getting knocked up.

 

[string_bean00]

One thing's for sure, you don't have to worry about them getting knocked up.

I usually don't with my steroid decimated balls

 

[jnevin]

even worse.


SB = when the was prego it was cute to me, and she was still hot - but still tiny tiny as well. It's the thought of someone else's junk...

I'd feel like I was sharing space, even worse than double pen in the same orrifice.

OMG. No can do.

Same same

 

[Mr. dB]

I usually don't with my steroid decimated balls

I wouldn't count on that.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Preggies are hawt!

 

[Gambino]

low class bro