I need to know why I get too many dates

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Now if you'll excuse me I need to shower as I have yet another date tonight.

 

[Cal_21]

Cause there's a lot of mos out there & you're sufficiently man-pretty

 

[javaguru]

Pick3 wrote your number on the wall at the "Manhole" and "Greasy Pole."

 

[puddlemonkey]

Cause there's a lot of mos out there & you're sufficiently man-pretty

Shouldn't you be getting back to

 

[PICK3]

Pick3 wrote your number on the wall at the "Manhole" and "Greasy Pole."

wtf???

 

[MichaelScott]

lol

 

[Cal_21]

Shouldn't you be getting back to

cumming on your back? ....okay if you must twist my arm...

 

[bw1]

You take it in the ass for a happy meal?

 

[jh1]

Yeah um.

Pics of these dates. Pics of you with them.

otherwise = bullshit

 

[puddlemonkey]

You take it in the ass for a happy meal?

There isn't much I wouldn't do for a happy meal.


The 6pc nugget one with sweet 'n sour sauce.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah um.

Pics of these dates. Pics of you with them.

otherwise = bullshit

Well you go ahead and sit right here and wait for my return.

 

[Jon79]

god only if i could bomb u

 

[bw1]

god only if i could blow u

Doooooooooodddd!

 

[Cal_21]

Doooooooooodddd!

lolololol

 

[Jon79]

Doooooooooodddd!

i fuckin hate u

 

[bw1]

i fuckin hate u

 

[Jon79]

kill me

 

[puddlemonkey]

god only if i could bomb u

lol wtf?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh yeah, I'm back! Yay me!

 

[Cal_21]

Oh yeah, I'm back! Yay me!

How'd it go?

 

[layinback]

How'd it go?

i think it went somthin like this:

 

[puddlemonkey]

How'd it go?

Not too bad. She's a sweet girl, but I just don't see anything longterm happening between us. And since she isn't a stripper or scandalous bish I wont be trying to use her for sex or screwing her up mentally. I did tell her I'd call tomorrow, and I will, but I gotta figure out what I'm going to tell her.

 

[layinback]

or this

 

[Cal_21]

i think it went somthin like this:

 

[Cal_21]

Not too bad. She's a sweet girl, but I just don't see anything longterm happening between us. And since she isn't a stripper or scandalous bish I wont be trying to use her for sex or screwing her up mentally. I did tell her I'd call tomorrow, and I will, but I gotta figure out what I'm going to tell her.

So she didn't buy you the 6 pc happy meal?

 

[puddlemonkey]

So she didn't buy you the 6 pc happy meal?

I thought you were going to get me that?

 

[Cal_21]

I thought you were going to get me that?

*holds up the cardboard box w/said contents*

 

[all the whey]

Not too bad. She's a sweet girl, but I just don't see anything longterm happening between us. And since she isn't a stripper or scandalous bish I wont be trying to use her for sex or screwing her up mentally. I did tell her I'd call tomorrow, and I will, but I gotta figure out what I'm going to tell her.

I'd tell her I was using her for sex because she is a scandalous bish even though she acts like a sweet girl.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'd tell her I was using her for sex because she is a scandalous bish even though she acts like a sweet girl.

Odds are she's scandalous, you know, cause all women are. But she did a good job of hiding it so I have to give her credit where credit is due.

 

[Cal_21]

Odds are she's scandalous, you know, cause all women are. But she did a good job of hiding it so I have to give her credit where credit is due.

Shoulda donkey punched the bish lol

 

[all the whey]

Odds are she's scandalous, you know, cause all women are. But she did a good job of hiding it so I have to give her credit where credit is due.

True. All women are.

You do have to give credit to the ones that fool teh n00bs.

However, I prefer girls that you know are scandalous sluts right from the start and make no secret about it.

 

[ortiz34]

Pics or bullshit as JH1 said

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pics or bullshit as JH1 said

Pics (aka nudies) of your soon to be boss or I call bullshit!