I need to know why I can not get a date

[samoth]

LOL. um why am I on Ignore? Is it because of my copy and paste thread?

*sigh*

You're not. This was my attempt at a joke based off the post everyone was agreeing with that said,

Seriously, this is 100% true. She could have a date if she wants, but every guy that hits on her is kissin her ass. She says the run away when they hear she has a kid, bs she's chasing their pussy ass's away. She wants the one that's blowing her off "for months". Women hate being ignored, it's all about me me me me me me. She wants the one ignoring her and she won't stop until he blows his load on her chest.

Get it? Ignoring you? Haha funny?

Thanks for making me explain the joke. Now I feel even more dumb than usual.

*slams door, leaves room*

 

[covergrl80]

*sigh*

You're not. This was my attempt at a joke based off the post everyone was agreeing with that said,



Get it? Ignoring you? Haha funny?

Thanks for making me explain the joke. Now I feel even more dumb than usual.

*slams door, leaves room*

 

[covergrl80]

i agree with what moltke said.

then un-said. he knows what i mean.

Well I don't. So how about you tell me

 

[Mavafanculo]

I think your problem is solved!!!!

You seem to have attracted someone with your new outfit (he seems very interested)

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[captainahole]

Well I don't understand how you could be without a man. Your beautiful and very sensual looking lady.

Far to young for me though. My daughter is older than you.

However you have to face the fact that most nice guys that would be interested in you would feel that your out of their league.
So your going to have to make the first move I think unless your looking for a player.
But don't get me wrong you won't need a "I put fuck on the first date t-shirt."
Remember most me are quite stupid and really wouldn't know a come-on unless it was stamped onto their forehead. Myself included.
If you feel that your come-on or flirting may not be getting across just test it on a married man with his wife around I'm sure if it's strong enough she'll let you know because married/attached men are even more daft. lol

 

[bw1]

I think your problem is solved!!!!

You seem to have attracted someone with your new outfit (he seems very interested)

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loloolololololol

 

[puddlemonkey]

you won't need a "I put fuck on the first date t-shirt."

How would you even find one of those shirts? I just don't see it being a big seller, you know, not making sense and all.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Your beautiful and very sensual looking lady.

most nice guys that would be interested in you would feel that your out of their league.

I think the first 15 pages of this thread inflated her ego enough, totally uncalled for.

 

[vixensghost]

How would you even find one of those shirts? I just don't see it being a big seller, you know, not making sense and all.

I think his login in name 'slpains it alllll....

 

[stilleto]

How would you even find one of those shirts? I just don't see it being a big seller, you know, not making sense and all.

I put mustard on the first date.