spartacus, your genius never fails to amaze me, it is only exceeded by your charm and rugged good looks. we could turn this thread into a 50 pager. we all could dote on about covergrls looks and how we are dumbfounded with her inability to get a date. we could psychoanalyze the the intra psychic sphere of the modern male and its inherent aversion to single mothers. i would imagine, eventually, around page 38 or so, one of the brighter members might address the socio political underbelly of contemporary dating and its effect on pair bonding. page 45 or so would would usher in the big guns and the inevitable discussion of evolutionary biology relative to the sexual habits of Delawareans. we could go on and on ad infinitum. spart, you merely stated that exposing, in a personal ad, ones desire for anal sex, would immediately solve the whole "i cant get a date issue." succinct and brilliant.