i need help with chicks... very badly.

[fistfullofsteel]

1st. Get rid of all your iggles stuff and don't ever get caught wearing any iggles stuff or rooting for them. they will automatically think that you are going nowhere fast if you got iggles stuff on.

2nd. It's a numbers game. Sooner or later you are going to get a yes, unless you are the iggles and are looking to win the superbowl then the answer is no forever and ever

3rd. Eat lots of Chunky's Soup. It will bring up your confidence. Look at McCripple, he started eating it and there went the NY Giants 9 game winning streak against the team he plays for.

4th. Don't stare at their tits with this kind of face

5th. Keep repeating to yourself, "there is nothing to fear except fear itself." Nobody is going to make fun of you to your face if you get a no from a woman.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

citrus,is that raina in your avatar?Bastard

 

[Tiervexx]

i very much would like to start meeting "prospects" to date....

i dont know, things just arent going how i want... i've been told that i come across as arrogant or cocky, until i talk to someone.. and then they always say how sweet i really am... what the fuck can i do about that?

give me advice on dating (more like the meeting part) ....

and i'd feel like a complete jack ass when i just walked up to someone i didnt know (it's based on looks alone at that point).

so i'm pretty much in a no win situation... and starting off a conversation with no reason seems snobbish to me.. like "i'm just this good to talk to you baby".

HOLY SHIT i think your my clone

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Re: Re: i need help with chicks... very badly.

HOLY SHIT i think your my clone

O NO, You have our sympathy.

 

[madbomber31]

fistfull the comic...

 

[Y_lifter]

Since like me you are not into the WALK UP AND ATTACK mode of meeting people you must find something where you will see the same people several times.

This way you can take your time and let them get to know you
a bit each time they see you.

School, clubs, classes etc where you see a woman you think would be your type and gradually let her get to know you.

Find a class at the Gym or School or other such place that a person attends that you are attracted to
Go every time it's available and for the first couple of classes just stand or sit next to them.
If they show interest move in slowly over time and you won't come off as desperate.

Also Home Improvement Centers are supposedly the place to find women these days as well.
Over 50% of the purchases there are made by women.
It's Ripe for meet and greets

 

[Themachine01]

Its funny you guys say that about the supermarket, I am always seeing hot chicks in the supermarket, i have never come up with the right line to use in a food store.

 

[madbomber31]

" want to drink my pickle juice" sounds good.

 

[Norman Bates]

1st. Get rid of all your iggles stuff and don't ever get caught wearing any iggles stuff or rooting for them. they will automatically think that you are going nowhere fast if you got iggles stuff on.

What is iggles?

 

[jerkbox]

make small talk.....

make a girl laugh...(well not AT you)

sometimes it's hard to talk about nothing...

compliments always work, and usually lead to other conversation....plus people always like to hear nice things about themselves and talk about themselves in general....

pratice on someone you aren't really attracted to...that way you're not so nervous

if none of this works, try the melon squeezing thing.