i need help with chicks... very badly.

[madbomber31]

bro, the supermarket is where i have met the most women.

seriously, i see some hotties grocery shopping...

 

[OXANDRIN]

seriously, i see some hotties grocery shopping...

when you meet a girl out (like at a bar or cub) they have their "guards up"...they know guys want sex so they are very cautious

now at the supermarket the women don't expect to be hit on or picked up...they have their "guards off"

this is were you ask them for their number

 

[madbomber31]

can i squeeze your melons? and have your phone number?

hmmmm, interesting.

 

[flex123]

can i squeeze your melons? and have your phone number?

hmmmm, interesting.

I see your getting the hang of this pick-up the ladies routine.

 

[Mr.X]

can i squeeze your melons? and have your phone number?

hmmmm, interesting.

Or, you can try: "can you feel my cucumber"? ..."I'm not sure it's hard enough..." lol, yeah that's the ticket...

Mr.X

 

[donkeydick]

I have met some of the hottest girls ever at the mall. Like the grocery store, they dont have their guards up. If I see a hot girl working at a store in the mall I will look around until she asks me for help, then make a joke and then I'm in. We'll chat for awhile and I'll ask her when she gets off if she wants to get a drink. Its as simple as that. And trust me, Im no prize piece, Im just VERY confident and am not scared to get shot down.

 

[Big Johnson]

Mad,

Listen to me my firend; you must dowload and install Kazaa. After you have done this, do a search using the following string:

"Dale Carnegie books how to win friends"

The book. "How to Win Friends and Influence People," is available as eight seperate mp3 files, and is WELL worth the download.

It will change your life. I promise.

Peace

 

[Citruscide]

Do a search for "Citruscide" and "B.I.T.C.H.S.'" -- you'll have all you need to know to be happy... check out my avatar... chicks dig strong thinkers.

C-ditty

 

[Ffactor]

You have come to the right place grasshopper!!

 

[madbomber31]

Mad,

Listen to me my firend; you must dowload and install Kazaa. After you have done this, do a search using the following string:

"Dale Carnegie books how to win friends"

The book. "How to Win Friends and Influence People," is available as eight seperate mp3 files, and is WELL worth the download.

It will change your life. I promise.

Peace

i have read and i own this book.... i've used the part about letter writing and customer service..... and the job stuff.. but the relationship thing.... (well, the smiling thing) hasnt worked... the smile and greet... but thanks for the reminder, it looks like i'll be making an ass out of myself at the gym and grocery store... but i'll be sincere